Saturday Football Update

November 7, 2009 by dfm

Alright boys and girl, time for another fun filled Saturday (or Sunday if you are in Portugal).

At 11 on the BTN, the Beloved are at Minnesota in their brand spanking new stadium.  I have to admit I sort of wish I was there, I have never been disappointed with a road trip to Minnenoplace.

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At 2.30, Oregon at the CardinalS on regional Fox coverage.

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At 2.30, the big game of the day (such as it is) has The visiting JoPa, on ABC.

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Also at 2.30, Washington State visits Arizona.

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The Huskieys are at fUCLA also at 2.30.

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Also at 2.30, Army at Air Force.

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Obama Thursday Night Football – Madison Edition

November 5, 2009 by dfm

Yesterday The One visited Madison to come over to talk to me about Obama Thursday.  We had a short beer summit and then he had to be on his way.  Below is a photo taken just outside my house, where you can also see the Governor of Wisconsin, the Dane County commissioner, and a bunch of other important people that didn’t have to work yesterday.

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Man the roads around here were all kinds of fucked up yesterday.

Three games tonight, all starting at 6.30 - on the uno, Virgina Tech at East Carolina (go pirates!), also Miami of Ohio at Temple (no tv) and Eastern Michigan at Norther Illinois on the U.  If I was going to get declined at Illinois, I would have ended up at Northern, so I always have a special place in my heart for the Huskieys.

Updated Kfb pool standings…

November 2, 2009 by johnnyj

After week 9…

1. *JJ (Washington): 65

1. Snakeye (USAFA): 65

2. Jmac (Penn State): 55

3. TommyBoy (Ohio State): 45

4. SK8 (Oregon): 30

5. CougRook (Washington State): 15

6. Dfm (Illinois): 10

*indicates bye week…

NFL Week 8

November 1, 2009 by dfm

Browns at Bears at noon, Chickens at Cowboys noon.  The big game of the day has favra visiting his old digs in GB at 3.15.  People up here have their panties in a huge wad over this.  I hope the queens win, people will burn themselves in effigy if that happens.

Saturday Football Update

October 31, 2009 by dfm

OK guys and girl, here we go for another week of foozball, halloween edition.

At 11, New Mexico State (?) at The, on the BTN.  Come on with the super weak schedules boys.

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At 2.30, M plays at the beloved on ABC.  Geez I hope we don’t get smashed on national TV.

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At 3, AFA at Colorado State – no TV.

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At 3.30, JoPa at Northwestern on the Uno.

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At 6.30, Washington State is at ND on NBC.

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The big game of the day is UsUC at Oregon at 7 on ABC.

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The Huskieys will take the week off.  A lot of other games of note today, too many to mention.  I won’t be around too much, I have three fighters in the cage tonight I am cornering for.  We should put the beatdown on our opponents in all three matches.

Breaking Up

October 30, 2009 by dfm

My Dearest Erin,

Well, babe, it’s all over.  We had a great run, but I have had enough.  I have begged and pleaded but it just isn’t happening for me anymore.  Last night I saw you and your make up was all fucked up, you were once again wearing something that looked horrible and your hair sucked.  Wtf?  Did that hotel video thing mess you up that badly?  You used to look smashing even in a sweatshirt and baseball cap!  Anyway, since you aren’t listening to me anymore, you can hit the road.  It’s been a nice run.  Maybe we can still be friends, I will think about it.  But for now I gots to find me a better TV girlfriend, maybe that chick from Fox Sports NW after she gets un-pregnant.  Love, dfm.

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Obama Thursday ‘Futbol’

October 29, 2009 by johnnyj

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On the ‘Ono’ at 4:30 tonight…North Carolina at #13 Virginia Tech…I imagine the Tarheels will get blown out…

…More important, at 7pm on the ‘douche’ is the start of the “lawn fairy” playoffs…#2 Houston at the #3 Sounders…The Sounders posted a 2-0-1 record against the Dynamo this season and beat them to qualify for the U.S. Open Cup championship game (which the Sounders won!)…

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Go SOUNDERS!

Updated Kfb pool standings…

October 26, 2009 by johnnyj

After week 8…

1. JJ (Washington): 65

2. Snakeye (USAFA): 55

3. Jmac (Penn State): 50

4. TommyBoy (Ohio State): 40

4. SK8 (Oregon): 40

5. CougRook (Washington State): 25

6. DFM (Illinois): 5

And…CougRook sent me pictures so I guess it happened:

Dutch ladies, eh Rook?

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Oh eureka…

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What a guido:

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Lucky bastard, I hate the Cougs.

NFL Week 7

October 25, 2009 by dfm

Bears at Bengals at 3.15.  You will note that “ded” Ced Benson is third in the league in rushing now, and will probably kill us today.  The Chickens take a well deserved week off.

Saturday Football Update

October 24, 2009 by dfm

I would like to start off this SFU by thanking JMAC for the awesome sixer she sent me to pay off her bet from the All Star Game.  Oh that’s right, I never got it.  ragging on jj for not sending me jmac’s sixer.  On with the action for this week.

First up, tb with THE hosting Minnesota at 11am on the uno.

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Also at 11, the beloved travel to Purdue, this one is on the deuce.  Our season is quickly circling the toilet, and today should be no exception.  The only bonus is that I am in line for half of the pool, and that may help drown our sorrows if I win it.  But you never know, today’s game is for the cannon and anything can happen.

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One of the big games of the day has Sergio’s Quack Attack at JJ’s Huskieys on ABC at 2.30.  Gawd I hope I get to watch some of that.

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Also at 2.30, JoPa makes a visit to the Big House to play Michigan on ABC.

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At 3, Snake’s Zoomies are at Utah, no TV.

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For CougRook, at 3.30 the Cougs visit Commie Territory (bezerkely) and play the Golden Showers.

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Other games of note:

BC at Bucket O Wings, Iowa at Michigan State, Tulane at Southern Miss, Texas A and M at Texas Tech, Auburn at LSU, Texas at Mizzou, and we can always cheer against God’s other son, who plays at Mississippi State.  GOD DAMMIT I am so sick of Tebow.  I can’t wait until he fails in the pros.