Bowl Pick ‘Em

December 8, 2014 by

Huzzah! It is that time of year for our bowl confidence pool!

You can go here to sign up.

The group number is 4478. The password is “suck it”.

As usual, sixer or equivalent for the entry, winner take all. Invite your loser friends!

Saturday Football Update

December 6, 2014 by

So today we decide the playoffs. If you ask me, this whole dumb exercise is just like last year with the polls and computers and all of that bullshit. We have simply shifted the focus of animus to the 4/5 teams instead of 2/3. Anyways, here is today’s slate:
Big Ten Championship: Wisco vs. tOSU
SEC Championship: Bama vs. Misery
National Championship: Temple at Tulane
There’s more, but you get the idea.

Friday Night Football

December 5, 2014 by

Pac Tweleventeen Championship – Kitty Katz vs. Sk8’s Ducks!

Much more importantly, the MAC championship with those NIU HUSKIES vs. Bowling Green.

Obama Thursday Night Football

December 4, 2014 by

Bears host the Cowboys, UCF at East Carolina.

Saturday Football Update

November 29, 2014 by

Alright, rivalries galore!
Most importantly, the game of the week has the Beloved at our hated in state rival Northwestern for the Land of Lincoln Trophy, lovingly known to us fans as “the hat”:
Its a pretty goddamned good trophy, as far as these things go. Nothing like the old “Sweet Sioux Tomahawk” that the schools played for back in the day when I was going to skool there before all of the political correctness:
sweet sioux
but I guess the hat is better than nothing.

Apple Cup! Wershington vs. Wershington State!
apple cup

Old Oaken Bucket! Indiana vs. Purdue
Austin Starr, Ryan Marando

VANDALS at Appalachian State

Up here, it is all about Paul Bunyan’s Axe – Minnesota vs. Wisconsin. The winner goes to the Big Televenteen championship to get wiped out by tOSU. Minnesota hasn’t owned the ax for more than a decade and that won’t end today:
paul bunyan

Notre Dame at USuC!
Auburn at Alabama!
Oregon vs. Oregon State!

And much more! Today is a good day.

Friday Football

November 28, 2014 by

Food hangover? Good! I am at “work” today, but I have Dish anywhere so I will be in my office “working” while the following games are on:
Northern Illinois HUSKIES at Western Michigan
Nebraska at Iowa
Arkansas at Misery
Colorado State at the Zoomies
And probably today’s big game, Sparky against the Kitty Katz for the Territorial Cup. I like the trophy, but fuckin’ a its so tiny:
2012 ASU @ UofA FBC
And much more!

Happy Thanksgiving

November 27, 2014 by

I am thankful for all of my pals at the kfil!
Today we have the Bears at Lions, fEagles at Cowboys, and the Chickens at the 49ers in the nightcap.
In kollej, there is TCU at Tejas and the Aggies host LSU.
Time to eat up!

NFL Week 12

November 23, 2014 by

The Bears host the Bucs and the return of McClown and Lovie.
Johnny at the Falcons
Chickens host the Cardinal

Saturday Football Update

November 22, 2014 by

The season rolls on!
The Beloved host JoPa. We have won two big ten games in three years. I have to almost cheer for losses at this point. If we win our last two we are bowl eligible, but then the administration might give dumbass Beckman another year. We need a re-boot. Again.
The Wave at East Carolina
Beaver Meat at the Husikeys
Auburn hosts Samford (not Stanford)
The Aggies get a well deserved week off.

Friday Night Football

November 21, 2014 by

Kent State at Buffalo CANCELLED. Man I feel sorry for those people in the Buffalo area.
UTEP at Rice
Zoomies at San Dog
San Jose St. at Utah St.


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