Dehydration

By dfm

I see on ESPN that they hauled Jeremy Shockey to the hospital for “dehydration”.  I had to laugh when I saw where he was – Rehab at the Hard Rock in Vegas.  For those who don’t know, Rehab is a giant pool party that the Hard Rock has where you basically keep on a drinkin’ from the night before.  So the truth is that Shockey wasn’t dehydrated, rather blotto, I would imagine.

I have seen that “dehydration” theme used and abused before, but usually I have seen it when referring to music stars on drugs or booze.  Famous people also use “exhaustion” when they are strung out and have to get carted to a hospital or somewhere where they need to dry out.

17 Responses to “Dehydration”

  1. SK8 Says:

    There is no cure for a hangover like an IV. Wonder if Paris Hilton is in the video…

  2. SK8 Says:

    Found a little gem from a guy with one of the best rock and roll names eva:

  3. dfm Says:

    What the hell? that Shockey sure looks dehydrated, get that guy a glass of water!

  4. SK8 Says:

    The only other memorable RJD song:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgpDDDIo_XE

    I hear this song is about how RJD filled in for Ozzy when he was put out from Sabbath. Who knows, I know ‘hookers and blow’ were probably involved, however. A common thread with Shockey?

  5. SK8 Says:

    Ok, last one before sleepy time. This one goes out to Plaxico Burress, idiot extraordinaire!

  6. johnnyj Says:

    Quite possibly my favorite Acadaca SONG…How did you know sk8?

  7. johnnyj Says:

    alright, alright…basketball is the dumbest sport on the planet but I’m finding the playoffs interesting now. Thanks to my brothers Wil and Rook…Who should I cheer for? I’m thinking Cleveland.

  8. dfm Says:

    Hoops sucks unless I am watching the Illini. I am happy to watch Cleveland go down since the NBA has so much invested in LeBron. Can’t escape the guy, he is all over TV.

  9. dfm Says:

    Speaking of sixers, where the fuck is mine, jj or are you still in wedded bliss? You know, that reminds me, Astro never sent me that sixer from the Super Bowl (no TD for Moore), or if he did I never got it.

    • johnnyj Says:

      I’ll get that sixer out to you tomorrow…or the next day or so…Gotta run by the beer shoppe on the otherside of town unless you want a sixer of vitamin R.

  10. Sk8 Says:

    DFM, me neither, welcher…

    He fessed up to that in an e mail.

  11. dfm Says:

    Holy crap I see jj knocked up his girlfriend, that is so west coast…

  12. johnnyj Says:

    You both can Suck it

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