Archive for October, 2009

Saturday Football Update

October 31, 2009

OK guys and girl, here we go for another week of foozball, halloween edition.

At 11, New Mexico State (?) at The, on the BTN.  Come on with the super weak schedules boys.


At 2.30, M plays at the beloved on ABC.  Geez I hope we don’t get smashed on national TV.


At 3, AFA at Colorado State – no TV.


At 3.30, JoPa at Northwestern on the Uno.


At 6.30, Washington State is at ND on NBC.


The big game of the day is UsUC at Oregon at 7 on ABC.


The Huskieys will take the week off.  A lot of other games of note today, too many to mention.  I won’t be around too much, I have three fighters in the cage tonight I am cornering for.  We should put the beatdown on our opponents in all three matches.


Breaking Up

October 30, 2009

My Dearest Erin,

Well, babe, it’s all over.  We had a great run, but I have had enough.  I have begged and pleaded but it just isn’t happening for me anymore.  Last night I saw you and your make up was all fucked up, you were once again wearing something that looked horrible and your hair sucked.  Wtf?  Did that hotel video thing mess you up that badly?  You used to look smashing even in a sweatshirt and baseball cap!  Anyway, since you aren’t listening to me anymore, you can hit the road.  It’s been a nice run.  Maybe we can still be friends, I will think about it.  But for now I gots to find me a better TV girlfriend, maybe that chick from Fox Sports NW after she gets un-pregnant.  Love, dfm.


Obama Thursday ‘Futbol’

October 29, 2009


On the ‘Ono’ at 4:30 tonight…North Carolina at #13 Virginia Tech…I imagine the Tarheels will get blown out…

…More important, at 7pm on the ‘douche’ is the start of the “lawn fairy” playoffs…#2 Houston at the #3 Sounders…The Sounders posted a 2-0-1 record against the Dynamo this season and beat them to qualify for the U.S. Open Cup championship game (which the Sounders won!)…



Updated Kfb pool standings…

October 26, 2009

After week 8…

1. JJ (Washington): 65

2. Snakeye (USAFA): 55

3. Jmac (Penn State): 50

4. TommyBoy (Ohio State): 40

4. SK8 (Oregon): 40

5. CougRook (Washington State): 25

6. DFM (Illinois): 5

And…CougRook sent me pictures so I guess it happened:

Dutch ladies, eh Rook?


Oh eureka…


What a guido:


Lucky bastard, I hate the Cougs.

NFL Week 7

October 25, 2009

Bears at Bengals at 3.15.  You will note that “ded” Ced Benson is third in the league in rushing now, and will probably kill us today.  The Chickens take a well deserved week off.

Saturday Football Update

October 24, 2009

I would like to start off this SFU by thanking JMAC for the awesome sixer she sent me to pay off her bet from the All Star Game.  Oh that’s right, I never got it.  ragging on jj for not sending me jmac’s sixer.  On with the action for this week.

First up, tb with THE hosting Minnesota at 11am on the uno.


Also at 11, the beloved travel to Purdue, this one is on the deuce.  Our season is quickly circling the toilet, and today should be no exception.  The only bonus is that I am in line for half of the pool, and that may help drown our sorrows if I win it.  But you never know, today’s game is for the cannon and anything can happen.


One of the big games of the day has Sergio’s Quack Attack at JJ’s Huskieys on ABC at 2.30.  Gawd I hope I get to watch some of that.


Also at 2.30, JoPa makes a visit to the Big House to play Michigan on ABC.


At 3, Snake’s Zoomies are at Utah, no TV.


For CougRook, at 3.30 the Cougs visit Commie Territory (bezerkely) and play the Golden Showers.


Other games of note:

BC at Bucket O Wings, Iowa at Michigan State, Tulane at Southern Miss, Texas A and M at Texas Tech, Auburn at LSU, Texas at Mizzou, and we can always cheer against God’s other son, who plays at Mississippi State.  GOD DAMMIT I am so sick of Tebow.  I can’t wait until he fails in the pros.

Friday Night Football

October 23, 2009

Rutgers at Army at 7 on the Deuce.  Go Army!


Obama Thursday Night Football

October 22, 2009

Obama-Jimmy-Carter-in-thugFSU at North Carolina on ESPN at 7.  Damn that ACC football is snoozeworthy.

Updated Kfb Pool Standings…

October 18, 2009

After week 7…

1. JJ (Washington): 60

2. Snakeye (USAFA): 45

2. JMAC (Penn State): 45

3. TommyBoy (Ohio State): 35

3. *SK8 (Oregon): 35

4. *CougRook (Washington State): 20

5. DFM (Illinois): -5

-Since I wasn’t around much on Saturday:

*Sk8 and Rook had bye weeks…Lot’s of +10’s this week as the Buckeyes were upset, the Zoomies won a hard-fought close one over Wyoming, Penn State rolled, the Huskies got ‘shocked’ by ASU in the final seconds and the Illini somehow got spanked by the Hoosiers…

…The brief talk of the Huskies making a bowl game this year WAS fun!

NFL Week 6

October 18, 2009

Bears at Falcons at 7.20pm, and the Cardinal is at the Chickens at 3.05.  I won’t get to Vegas in time to bet on anything today, but I have the Chargers for sure tomorrow night.