Saturday Football Update

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Well, the season is ovah for most of us, but there is one game left to decide last place in the pool.  The beloved host Pat Hill at 11.30 on the BTN.  Frankly I don’t care if we smash them or they smash us, as long as it is 26-30 points.  Otherwise CougRook is in the money.

The showers are at Washington at 5.30 and that one is on FSN.

Who’s the wolf holding the cheerleader?  Anyway.

That will do it for the pool teams.  In other news, we have GOS against ‘Bama for the SEC title.  I am a GOS hater from way back, but I hate Saban too so who to cheer for?  I think my Florida hatred outshines my Saban hatred.

We all REALLY need help from Nebraska though, as if Texas loses, TCU will probably get the championship game, crashing everyone’s plans from the BCS to the networks.

Cincy tries to run the table at Pitt today as well.   Go Bearcats!

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229 Responses to “Saturday Football Update”

  1. johnnyj Says:

    H
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    HUSKIES! HUSKIES! HUSKIES!

    Suck it Golden Shower Bears, our oldest rival…

    Dug E Fresh is in town from San Dog! This should be fun!

  2. johnnyj Says:

    Great action today…For starters, if you checked the news—-WTF with ND being “too good” to decline a bowl game!? FUCK YOU NOTRE DAME!
    Then again, we’ve known it all along…Points for perseverance, Irish…Not.

    Bama and the Gaytors…Damn, going with Bama.

    Cincy and the Mark May ‘Pitt’ should be good…BEARCATS!

    I hope the Illini win one; is there a “V” valley bet on this one (sk8/ dfm?)…Good matchup, west coast boys play tough…

    Anyone catch that USA World Cup LAWN FAIRY draw?

  3. johnnyj Says:

    Agghh…ND has me PISSED off…They OWN the rights to a bowl game and decline…
    I can name a few teams in D1 that aren’t as ‘gifted by god’ that would call NotreDame MOTHERFUCKERS (for lack of a better term) to their face…Meh…

  4. dfm Says:

    Not the first time that a team has declined bowl invitations – it isn’t that big of a deal.

  5. dfm Says:

    Alright, Juices last game. Probably Benn too. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.

  6. dfm Says:

    Damn, Pitt up but first and goal cincy from the one.

  7. dfm Says:

    Yea suck it Wannstedt! 7-7.

  8. dfm Says:

    Wow lots of empty seats in chilly Champaign. Don’t blame them.

  9. dfm Says:

    Hey, a couple of first downs to start. good for us!

  10. dfm Says:

    NICE play Benn! Miller Lite!

  11. dfm Says:

    FUCK YEA 7-0 ILLINI! What a great drive to start the game.

  12. dfm Says:

    Damn, TD Pitt – oops, review…gah, TD. 14-7 Pitt.

  13. dfm Says:

    Nice run Juice, Pat Hill is having a stroke already.

  14. dfm Says:

    Dammit juice, wide open, story of your season.

  15. dfm Says:

    Dammit, Pitt 21, Cincy 10.

  16. dfm Says:

    Oh god pick six Juice, 14-7 Fresno. Fuck my football season up the butt.

  17. dfm Says:

    boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

  18. dfm Says:

    Well, maybe Nebraska will come through for me tonight.

  19. dfm Says:

    MAN pick Pitt. Not a good start to my football Saturday.

  20. dfm Says:

    YEA TD Illini, 14-14.

  21. dfm Says:

    31-10 Pitt before half. That sucks for Cincy.

  22. dfm Says:

    Oh, Cincy runs back the kickoff, 31-17! Definitely not ovah yet.

  23. Sk8 Says:

    Coming back within one TD now!

  24. dfm Says:

    Yea 31-24 now, what a game! Illini up 31-21. Sweet.

  25. dfm Says:

    NICE throw Pike.

  26. dfm Says:

    Shit Fresno driving again, come on D!

  27. dfm Says:

    Gah, bad throw that time. Pike with the pick.

  28. dfm Says:

    Dang! Td Fresno, 31-28 Illini now.

  29. jmac Says:

    dudes! go dawgs!

  30. dfm Says:

    Well, Illini up 31-31 now.

  31. dfm Says:

    JMAC how the hell are you?

  32. dfm Says:

    DAMN TD Pitt. 38-24.

  33. jmac Says:

    i’m testing out my new company phone…my computer is tu temporarily but this gives me a chance to at least check in and say hi. jj and kim and me are just heading to our final tailgate of the year…

  34. dfm Says:

    OH YEAH LONG TD run LeShore, TD ILLINI! 38-31.

  35. dfm Says:

    Holy crap, cincy almost returns the kickoff all the way. Still not out of it.

  36. Sk8 Says:

    Damn, snow. looks really cold there.

  37. dfm Says:

    TD CINCY! Awesome game! 38-31 Pitt.

  38. Sk8 Says:

    Nice td cincy

  39. dfm Says:

    NO, skank the PAT, 38-30.

  40. dfm Says:

    Dammit Td Fresno, 38-38 now.

  41. jmac Says:

    what’s the score of your game dfm? sounds like no red zone…

  42. dfm Says:

    No red zone fo sho.

  43. jmac Says:

    well…I hope they at least get the win…go illini!!!

  44. dfm Says:

    FUCK YEA TD ILLINI! Shithot! 45-38 now.

  45. Sk8 Says:

    cincy gonna tie it

  46. dfm Says:

    TD Cincy, here comes the two pointer…

  47. dfm Says:

    GOOD! All tied up!

  48. Sk8 Says:

    TIED!!!

  49. dfm Says:

    FUCK TD Fresno, 45-45 now.

  50. Sk8 Says:

  51. dfm Says:

    FUCK YEA TD ILLINI! 52-45! Six mins left.

  52. dfm Says:

    Dammit TD Pitt. That sux.

  53. jmac Says:

    apparently neither of these teams does defense…

  54. Sk8 Says:

    Sweet now Pitt misses the PAT.

    Need a drive from Cincy, come on!!!!

  55. dfm Says:

    Come on Cincy!

  56. Sk8 Says:

    driving…

  57. Sk8 Says:

    1st down!

  58. dfm Says:

    TD!!! WHAT A GAME!!!

  59. Sk8 Says:

    Fuk yeah

  60. Sk8 Says:

    good!

  61. dfm Says:

    FUCK Fresno TD with two fucking seconds left. 52-51.

  62. dfm Says:

    CINCY WINS!

  63. dfm Says:

    Wow what a couple of games these are.

  64. Sk8 Says:

    what a comeback

  65. dfm Says:

    review for some reason, looked like a fresno TD to me.

  66. dfm Says:

    Holy crap Hill going for two..

  67. dfm Says:

    Oh boy what a scandal ending this game. I think Fresno got two but not sure!

  68. dfm Says:

    So the Fresno guy should get sacked, but he tosses it up for grabs, it gets knocked around, and eventually grabbed by an offensive lineman for the two pointer. Under fucking review but I think it looks good.

  69. dfm Says:

    Might be an illegal touch, hard to tell if the offensive guy touched it or not…still under review.

  70. dfm Says:

    Here we go…we lose. Un fucking believable. That is the STORY of our FUCKING GODANMED SEASON. You guys gotta see the ending of that game.

  71. dfm Says:

    We still get a hail mary chance though…come on Juice one time.

  72. Sk8 Says:

    SUCK IT!!!!!!

    I wanna see that ending.

  73. dfm Says:

    Fail. 3-9. SUCK.

  74. CougRook Says:

    Hell yes!!! the cellar spot is mine..all mine!!!!!!!!!

  75. dfm Says:

    I suck.

  76. dfm Says:

    I assume GOS will kick ass today now. At least Cincy won in a nice game.

  77. dfm Says:

    Oh ass, Vern Lundquist announcing. MUTE.

  78. Sk8 Says:

    For You DFM:

  79. CougRook Says:

    holy shit…i just saw the highlight of the end if the illinois fresno state game….that was an amazing play…there are some GREAT games today

  80. dfm Says:

    man Florida with those fugly helmets.

  81. CougRook Says:

    Hey my year hasnt been any better…hawks suck, cougs couldnt beat a high school jv team, the Sox lost, and the fucking yanks won the series…the only bright side i have to look at is the Cougs basketball team…we have the leading scorer in the nation!

  82. CougRook Says:

    Illinois should be good this year at basketball too

  83. dfm Says:

    Yea I got nothing also besides illini hoops, and they are stumbling a bit out of the gate. Hopefully they will make the show.

  84. jmac Says:

    tough loss dfm…3-9 is still better than 0-12…jj thinks the dawgs are headed to 5 wins after today. we shall see…

  85. Carl from Chicago Says:

    Man that Illini loss sucked. We are cursed this year. At least the offense has it together.

    Getting out all my cold weather gear for the Bears. Electric socks and all.

  86. dfm Says:

    Sweet, Bama up 10-0 early.

  87. dfm Says:

    er, 9-0.

  88. Sk8 Says:

    Tard Tebow with the bible stuff on his cheeks, sheesh.

  89. dfm Says:

    I am a Tebow hater fo sho.

  90. dfm Says:

    Aight, gone for a while, back for the Nebraska Texas game later.

  91. Carl from Chicago Says:

    Dan I heard there was like 10 inches of snow up in your parts. Crap! That’s a lot of snow but I guess it is December

  92. astro Says:

    From Tebow:

    My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me?

    What a beatdown. I still like Tebow, though. He’ll do well at Jax next year.

  93. dfm Says:

    GO HUSKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!eleven!!!1!!!!111!!!

  94. astro Says:

    GO HuSkerS!!!111!!11one!!!

  95. astro Says:

    I wanna see Bama-TCU in the championship.

    Then again, that would be hideously ugly…

    But, Utah last year…

    Naw, not this year.

    • dfm Says:

      Nope, not this year, but yes TCU in the title game TOTALLY fucks the BCS, the networks and anyone else with a stake in the insanity.

  96. astro Says:

    Unless Bama beats them by 50+, which reinforces the whole BCS thing…

  97. dfm Says:

    I wonder if this game will be rigged to get Texas the win.

  98. dfm Says:

    “Stealing a page from Tim Tebow” – Brent, you are a tard.

  99. dfm Says:

    Shithot, Pick!

  100. astro Says:

    There you go, Nebraska!!!!!!!11!!

  101. astro Says:

    BTW, snow day here too, Dan. About an inch this am at 5:30, although it was gone by 10. First time we’ve got snow here in 8 years.

  102. dfm Says:

    Shit, go for it Huskers. nothing to lose.

  103. astro Says:

    Nice reach for the 1st!

  104. dfm Says:

    Get that man a Miller Lite.

  105. dfm Says:

    Fuck, this game is rigged.

  106. astro Says:

    Thats BS! Call that the ‘Miller High Life Shaft’…

  107. astro Says:

    ?

  108. dfm Says:

    wtf?? re-measure???

  109. astro Says:

    Review calls for a re-measurement?

  110. dfm Says:

    blahahahahah we will take it.

  111. astro Says:

    America! Fuck Yeah!

  112. dfm Says:

    You know, that is a damned good call after seeing that last replay.

  113. dfm Says:

    Jaysus, give up the power running game Pellini, ain’t working.

  114. astro Says:

    Dan, what do you think for Heisman? I’m going for that Stanford Alstott clone…

  115. dfm Says:

    Nice fg.

  116. astro Says:

    Fuck Yeah!!!!!one!

    Suck it, Texas!

  117. astro Says:

    How did the Illini end up this year?

    • dfm Says:

      3-9, what a disaster. You gotta see the way we snatched defeat from the jaws of victory against fresno today. It will be all over sportscenter.

      • astro Says:

        Congrats, you matched Tulane at 3-9. I share your shame.

        I saw the lineman get the 2 pointer in a hightlight, if that’s what you mean. That was pretty awesome, regardless of who was playing…

        • dfm Says:

          Yea, Pat Hill has balls, he went for the win…and got it. We sucked ass. I am sort of glad to see Juice go, he has trended down since the Rose Bowl year. Time to retool.

  118. dfm Says:

    Holy crap, the huskieys up 21-3 over the showers!!!one hundred eleven!!1!!

  119. astro Says:

    Damn, that Husker kicker’s got a leg.

  120. dfm Says:

    Nice three and out.

  121. dfm Says:

    Wow, 28-3 huskiyes now, jj must be enjoying his last game of the season.

  122. dfm Says:

    Shit, what the hell was that?

  123. astro Says:

    Oh goodness that was ugly. Nebraska upholds the tradition of not having a QB who can actually throw the ball.

  124. astro Says:

    This boy named Suh also still has an outside chance at the Heisman. He needs to shine tonight.

  125. astro Says:

    Jesus, pick-fest tonight.

  126. dfm Says:

    FUCK YEA PICK! One thousand one hundred eleven!!!!1!!111!!!!!!

  127. dfm Says:

    Come on Huskers.

  128. astro Says:

    Fuck, Huskers. Why you tryin to throw on 3rd an 1?

  129. dfm Says:

    Wow I haven’t seen much of the Neb QB Lee – boy he sucks. And the fg!!!!1!1

  130. astro Says:

    America! Fuck Yeah!

    6-0 Huskers!

    Suck it, Texas!

  131. dfm Says:

    Reading that wiki, Woodson is the only player who was primarily a defensive player to win the Heisman.

  132. dfm Says:

    Huskieys give up a TD, up 28-10 now.

  133. astro Says:

    I’m thinking the Heisman this year will go to a non-QB. That means Ingram, Suh, and Gerhart are in play.

  134. dfm Says:

    Check out the deuce, USF vs. UConn in the snowstorm.

  135. astro Says:

    BTW, what happened to Boise in the championship talks? All these guys are talking about is Cincy and TCU. Did Boise lose a game I missed?

  136. astro Says:

    BTW, I’m not a fan of the cascading comments.

  137. dfm Says:

    I thought they were pretty cool but OK. Need numbers if we don’t cascade though.

  138. dfm Says:

    COME ON Pellini he has GOT to give up that power running game, they are getting their lunch handed to them in the middle.

  139. astro Says:

    Yeah, with numbers you can ref a comment at least. With the cascade you have to keep going back, or ignore responses if you don’t bother.

    Don’t mind me, though, I tend to be a linear type

  140. jmac Says:

    dawgs up 35-10 with 4 min in 3rd qtr…go dawgs!!!

  141. dfm Says:

    Wow Washington up 35-10 now, good for jj and jmac.

  142. astro Says:

    Where is the UW game? I wanna see this glory

  143. dfm Says:

    fsn northwest

  144. astro Says:

    Eh, no joy here. I can see GT beating Clemson, at least.

  145. dfm Says:

    SWEET, blocked punt Nebraska!!

  146. astro Says:

    HAHA! Texas bitch tried to kick the bounce forward too…

  147. dfm Says:

    And Lee promptly tosses another pick. wtf is with the Nebraska offense? they are killing the team.

  148. astro Says:

    GODDAMMIT! QUIT PASSING NEBRASKA!

  149. astro Says:

    The Huskers’ offense must have a lot of money on Texas. That’s the only reasonable explanation.

  150. astro Says:

    The D is playing, tho. I wonder how long they can last.

  151. dfm Says:

    They can last another quarter at best unless the offense gets it together. Brown knows it, everyone knows it.

  152. astro Says:

    Welp, company is here, so I’m out. Keep it real, Dan.

  153. dfm Says:

    Kickass, USC lost again. Funny that an 8-4 season is a disaster for that program.

  154. dfm Says:

    And yet another run stuffed up the middle. Come on Nebraska, QUIT IT.

  155. dfm Says:

    Another three and out. This Neb O sux.

  156. Sk8 Says:

    Nice to see the Stro back here.

    And Congrats to JJ and JMAC and the DAWGS!!! They spanked the hell out of CAL.

  157. Sk8 Says:

    Just watching the Neb vs Texas game. Thankfully your thread ends before the final of the game.

  158. Sk8 Says:

    Shit, terrible last series 4 Neb, TX wins. blech

  159. Sk8 Says:

    GT vs Clemson now. Go wramblin wreck!

  160. dfm Says:

    So glorious that the last image of Tard Tebow I see is him crying on the sidelines like a little bitch. hahahahahahahha

  161. Sk8 Says:

    Well, watched the GT game. Ramblin Wrecks win!!!!

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