…Saturday Football Update…


HOT, HOT, HOT action this week Gentlemen and Jmac, conference play is here! Put on those team colors, stock the fridge, grab yourself a side-o-hot waaaaangs and represent!

…All times Western and like always, 100% biased:

DFM and TommyBoy: 9 am on the BTN?…#2 Ohio State @ Illinois…I wouldn’t under-estimate the Illini in this one, especially at memorial stadium…Good rivalry game here and the underdog Illini usually play them tough…Is tOSU really worth a #2 ranking? Is there a sidebet on this one?..Too bad it’s on the BTN, most of us won’t get to watch it…

Astro: 11 am on Espn3…Tulane @ Rutgers…I usually don’t see or hear much about the Wave because they play in that goofy-ass conference…I’m always cheering for them though…If you haven’t heard of Orleans Darkwa,  just wait—you eventually will…

Cmoe: 11 am on Espn3 gameplan…Idaho @ Western Michigan…Cmoe is far, far east in the ‘sandpit’ now so he won’t be watching ‘da hoes’ anytime soon (nor will anybody else!)…I’m a Vandal lover though and will be cheering along as they quietly sneak their way into another bowl game…

CougRook: 12:30 and no TV? Really? Even in LA?..Washington State @ UCLA…For the Cougs sake I hope the Bruins are still hung over from all the celebrating that came with the upset of Tejas last week…fUCLA was picked by most to finish at the bottom of the pac this year, yet their play has proved otherwise…It’s gonna get uglier and uglier for coach Wulff and the poor Cougs. However, they have the potential to shock one of the pac-10 teams this year…Probably the Husk—nah, Arizona State…

JMAC: 5 pm on ESPN3 gameplan…#3 Boise Sate @ New Mexico State…If the Broncs want some respect and a shot at the national title then they need to get mean and earn some style points…That means running up the score on the cupcakes and winning by 50 or 60…Not likely though, the Smurfettes are too humble for that crap?

Sk8: 5pm on ABC…#4 Oregon vs. #9 Stanford…This is easily the game of the week and the winner will likely be crowned the Pac-10 champ this year…Both teams are impressive and I expect a bloody, knock-down-oregon- thug-style brawl…Oregon has the advantage with that amazingly coherent, friendly and sober Autzen home crowd– however–I don’t see that bothering the Cardinal, much…

JJ: 5 pm on Espn…Washington @ #18 USC…Sad but true: Nobody wins at the Coliseum except USC…The Trojans will be seeking revenge after the DAWGS upset them in Seattle last year, 16-13…SO, after the DAWGS upset bowl ineligible USC AGAIN tonight, I’m sure Sark and Kiffin will go get shit faced together since they’re such good buddies…Yep, that’s right, Dawgs are finally gonna win their first game on the road in over 3 years, 31-28!!!

There’s more!

…We can’t forget our boy Snakeye and the Air Force/Navy game today (sidebets?)…

AND… #7 Florida @ #1 Bama, #21 Tejas vs #8 Oklahoma should be good…



229 Responses to “…Saturday Football Update…”

  1. johnnyj Says:

    Shit! Duty calls so I won’t be around until this afternoon when most of you are good and drunk…Don’t black out Sk8 or Rook, pace yo self…

  2. astro Says:

    Looking rough for the Wave this week. QB1, Ryan Griffin, is out with a sprained shoulder. QB2, Kevin Moore, is out with a broken finger on his throwing hand. Orleans Darkwa is out, probably for the season, with a torn ligament in his elbow. Even our punter is out with a concussion.

    It’s gonna be a long day.

  3. Sk8 Says:

    Holy Fuckballs, I destroyed CR in the last thread, no answer, so I assume he thinks it is all correct. Moving on…

    Oregon game is what I am looking forward 2.

    Oh, and the game where Bama goes down to Motek’s Gay-tors. Suck it Astro, u r going down.!eleven.

    • CougRook Says:

      Sk8…I didnt respond because its not in my nature to to insult other people sisters…er! When i saw the pics of those very attractive…er, wicked gnarly Mormon hoes, lots of thoughts came to mind but I didnt want to hurt your sensitive feelings!…man, good thing you left the Z squad in the dust and upgraded to your current wife…i guess your not all that stupid!!

  4. Trav's Dad Says:

    In from doing the morning chores… watching the Auburn game now – War Eagles (althought technically “Tigers”) vs. War Hawks. That says it all right there.

    We’ve been infested with grasshoppers this year, so i took out my frustrations from the Aggies getting outscored last Thursday, by running the mower over the field, and watching all of those grasshopper pieces go flying out of the chute (mooohaahahaha)

    • Sk8 Says:

      Just like Australia this year with the Locust. Its Obama’s fault.

      • CougRook Says:

        Everything is Obamas fault…shitholes like Justin Beiber are Obamas fault!…the Cougars sucking major ass is Obamas fault!..not too mention bending America over is Obamas fault!

        • Sk8 Says:

          The sad part about this conversation is that it is his fault. What a douche.

          • CougRook Says:

            And the even sadder part about it is…is guys in our generation are going to be the most negatively affected down the road….douche doesnt quite cover it!…man, we need a rock solid dude to bring this country back to normalcy…i miss Reagan!

  5. CougRook Says:

    Love it…SK8 is brining the heat his morning with his leftover buzz from last nights drinkiness!!….I almost like the drunk the next morning more than the actual drunk!

    • Sk8 Says:

      true, I made myself a bloody this am. Workin off the buzz from last night. I have to get the kiddo through a bath and then its CFB time!

  6. Trav's Dad Says:

    The Mercy Rule might have to be applied in this Auburn/LaMonroe game. The Monroe defense seems to be a minor annoyance for the Wargles.

  7. Sk8 Says:

    Miami vs Clemson still close, 20-14 felons lead.

  8. CougRook Says:

    DFMs beloved actually have a shot in this game v OSU…Terrell Pryor is out with an injury and they are only down by 4….he is gonna party hard in Vegas if they win i bet!

    • Sk8 Says:

      I decided that calling the Injuns the “beloved” is like CNN calling islamic Mohamed “the prophet mohamed”. I will not do it, don’t tread on me yo.

  9. Sk8 Says:

    Pretty jacked about #7 vs #1. Suck it astro!

    Who are people going for? Just answer in a reply below.

    • Trav's Dad Says:

      I’m not a big fan of the Gators, but I’m even a less fan of the Tide, soooooooooo…. Waaaaarrrrrr Eagle, hey!

      • Sk8 Says:

        TD, this is usually a no brainer for me cause I hate the gay-tors as well. However, I love the underdog more than anything, and the Tide is so en vogue right now, so I hate them (for the time being). Nobody likes a gloater, and they are too big in their britches.

  10. jmac Says:

    Just a quick stop to say GO DAWGS! I’d love to see WSU beat UCLA…and I’d love to see Stanford beat Oregon – – that will be a good game, regardless.

    I’m outta here…have to go to a family thing…

  11. Trav's Dad Says:

    Wargles win… 52-3 (zzzzzzzzzzzzz)

  12. Sk8 Says:

    24-13 big MO loses (injuns).

  13. Trav's Dad Says:

    Birdmen score first over the Squids 7-0 with 4 min left in the 1st

  14. astro Says:

    Tulane hanging in there. Up 10-7 on Rutgers at the half.

  15. Trav's Dad Says:

    The Sooners are having their way over the Horns. Just saw a great catch for another OU Touchdown…. 14 to nada

  16. CougRook Says:

    Holy Shit!!…Cougs V Powder Puffs is on TV…sweet!…only down 14-7, but the just got a BULLSHIT pass interference call…i the PI calls in college and Nfl have gotten way out of hand…its bullshit!

  17. CougRook Says:

    Fuckin Paul Wulff is dogshit!…teach our guys have to tackle for chrissakes!!

  18. CougRook Says:

    wow..only a shit Television channel like FSN would have technical difficulties during my game!

  19. CougRook Says:

    Nice goal line stand by the COUGS…hold them to a FG

  20. astro Says:

    Tulane wins! Final 17-14. Suck it, Rutgers.

  21. CougRook Says:

    One thing I will say about Coug QB Tuel…dude, has a cannon!…COugars driving!!

  22. CougRook Says:

    TD Cougs!!…suck it Neuweasel!!

  23. CougRook Says:

    TD Cougs!!..21-20..hells yea

  24. CougRook Says:

    Cougar fumble recovery….holy shit, we are rollin!

  25. CougRook Says:

    Toooouuuuuuuchdown Cougars!!!…28-20

  26. CougRook Says:

    Fucla tied it up but cougs are about to score again!!! Tuel is looking solid today

  27. CougRook Says:

    TD COUGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  28. CougRook Says:

    how do you fucking miss the extra point!!

  29. CougRook Says:

    Every time i see Neuheisle i just want to punch him in the face!

  30. CougRook Says:

    holy shit they called back the TD…cougs about to go for it on 4th and goal from the 1 yrd line

  31. CougRook Says:

    butthole…cougs stopped on the 1

  32. CougRook Says:

    and in true Coug fashion they just give up a monster 80 yrd run to UCLA…fuck

  33. CougRook Says:

    Fucking Coug missed FG

  34. Trav's Dad Says:

    AF over Navy 14-7… Suck seawater navy!

  35. Trav's Dad Says:

    Oh Man! I was surfing the channels just in time to see LSU pull it out with a ‘no-time-on-the-clock’ touchdown following a Tennessee penalty.

  36. CougRook Says:

    why do they make it so hard to be a Coug!

  37. astro Says:

    Oh man that was an insane ending for LSU/UT. I think Dooley wandered off to kill himself.

  38. johnnyj Says:

    What’s up gents…

    lets check the scoreboard:

    OH SNAP Tulane won! Idaho convincingly won! AFA won…

    Illini lost….Cougs suck…I heard they were in it for a bit though…

  39. johnnyj Says:

    Prime time game… uh, time! UW/USC, Trees/Ducks, Bama/Gaytors!

    You bastards still sober or did you all pass out already?

  40. CougRook Says:

    shut your mouth JJ…COugs had the game in hand…then of course we couged it’

    • johnnyj Says:

      …Hah! Go make yourself a “wah” burger with french cries…

      …I heard they were in it for a while…That’s nice.

  41. CougRook Says:

    Brock Huard doing the Husky game!!…i hate it when there are 3 great games on TV at the same time

    • johnnyj Says:

      YES BROCK! Glad it’s not the Greek retard papadoukilakaisus…

      • CougRook Says:

        Dude i hate the papadouches guy…his voice is like nails on a chalkboard…hell yeah the Cougs were in it, Tuel look real solid today, man i wish we could have beaten the neuweasel!!

  42. CougRook Says:

    just like that 7-0 USC…fuckin A..noth Washington teams SUCK against the run!

  43. johnnyj Says:

    AHhhh jaysus christmas…Nice D dawgs you effing LOOOOSERS

  44. SK8 Says:

    Fucking Oregon game starting…

  45. SK8 Says:

    fuck yeah

  46. CougRook Says:

    Is it just me or do all the USuc players all look 25 or above!!…man Reggie Bush may have been the fall guy but that program is so jacked and shady..not that every other program isnt…i just hate them more!

  47. CougRook Says:

    Nice run by Polk…that dude is awesome!

  48. johnnyj Says:

    C-po babeeeeee!

  49. SK8 Says:

    fuck an A ducks

  50. Trav's Dad Says:

    the Nitnoy Lions did a nice goal-line defense against the Hawkeyes, holding them to 3 — They had to, their defense outside the red-zone was like a seive.

  51. CougRook Says:

    has Oregon ever worn the same uniform in back to back games like every other team in college football?

    • johnnyj Says:

      HA! That’s why a Nike sponsorship will make you a disrespectful cocky motherfucker (only if you play for oregon)…

  52. johnnyj Says:

    KEARSE! Lets punch it in Boys!!!!

  53. CougRook Says:

    Jermaine Kearse might be one of the best receivers in the country!..Huskies have some young talent thats for sure..too bad Locker is gone next year and they are goona suck again!!

  54. CougRook Says:

    Locker needs to get his balls reattached…he would have run that for 7 points before…thats what made him so legit…idiot!

  55. CougRook Says:

    oh ho…EA is roaming the sidelines for the Stanford v Oregon game!…its like pouring salt in DFM’s wounds!!

  56. CougRook Says:

    she should have!

  57. CougRook Says:

    this is gonna be a long game for the Huskies if they keep giving up 7 yrds per carry!

  58. CougRook Says:

    Hey JJ…who do the Huskies play on the 16th?

  59. johnnyj Says:

    Well, at least we forced the punt!

  60. CougRook Says:

    Florida just tried to do a GOS patented jump pass at the 5 for a td..except Bama intercepted in the endzone…who do they think they are? Tricks are for kids!

  61. CougRook Says:

    nice 3rd down conversion for the Huskies

  62. Trav's Dad Says:

    I noticed that Stanford just scored another touchdown…

  63. CougRook Says:

    somebody stole ur cooler? who does that?..douchbags…yeah me and a buddy will be in town for a wedding…a full on COUG wedding, should be fun. Tailgating at Fusky stadium is always a good time!

  64. Trav's Dad Says:

    Besides beer and potato chips, what do you boys do for tailgate?

    • johnnyj Says:

      We do a sread TD! It’s actually quite a production and everybody contributes: Grills, tents, TV, generator etc…Always tons of good food drinks!
      (And GOOD champagne for a victory)…

    • CougRook Says:

      I have tailgated with JJ only once..not sure why it has only been once but whatever…he does it right..he has a bunch of people who knows so it is a pretty legit spread if i say so myself!….when i tailgated for Cougar games at WSU it was all jager bombs at 7am so dont remember much tailgating!

  65. CougRook Says:

    nice 4th down conversion for the Dawgs!

  66. johnnyj Says:


    Huskies take the lead!!!

  67. johnnyj Says:

    Did Sk8 slit his wrists because the DUCKS SUCK!?

  68. CougRook Says:

    haha…sk8 may have..he and and his bride skyped me last night and ur sister was holding down the fort…I hate to call him out but he would do it to me, so fuck it…he was basically passing out sitting up with half a can of Portugean chew in his mouth that he wore so elegantly on half his face!!

  69. johnnyj Says:

    Oh, regarding my stolen cooler: We obviously lock everything up but I’ve always leaft a small husky cooler full of beer under the back of the Tahoe….


  70. johnnyj Says:

    KArap—TD Trojans…

  71. johnnyj Says:

    Bama with a 10-0 lead on the Gators…

  72. johnnyj Says:

    The Cardinal are ROCKIN! I love it!

  73. Trav's Dad Says:

    I’m watching Penn St & Iowa. JoPa’s team is showing flashes of football brilliance followed by a punt. Iowa up 10-0 and driving

  74. CougRook Says:

    that is a bullshit call…touchback? ball didnt go into the enzone!

  75. Trav's Dad Says:

    When I was an airline pilot, I was deadheading from Chicago to Cleveland. Jim Harbaugh borded and sat next to me… I had no idea that he was the Bears QB at the time; we had a great conversation… strangely, he wanted to be an airline pilot

  76. astro Says:

    Man this Bama/FLA game is a slaughter.

  77. johnnyj Says:

    OK. DAWGS up 17-14 right now…I’m enjoying while I can.

  78. CougRook Says:

    Man there arent too many coaches or people for that matter that i just want to punch in the face…but Kiffin, Neuheisel, and yes the worst coach in Kollej football history Mr. Paul Wulff need a haymaker to the grill in the worst way..”insert ROOK talking shit to Hawaiins with spear guns, shitfaced at 2am the day of his sisters wedding here”

  79. johnnyj Says:

    TD Trojans. Sombitch.

  80. CougRook Says:

    man would be awesone to see the huskies get a td and take the lead into the half!

  81. Trav's Dad Says:

    the Nitnoy Lions are looking AWFUL! – except for the occasional flash of football brilliance… like that pass to the 3 yard line with 6 seconds to go in the half.

  82. johnnyj Says:

    Ducks back in it 28-23 now…It’s a legit BRAWL!

  83. CougRook Says:

    Nice drive for the Dawgs!

  84. CougRook Says:

    Kinda diggin the new pac-10…er, pac -12 logo…are they gonna have to change it next year again?

  85. CougRook Says:

    well…only down 1 at half…now gym time…smell y’all later

  86. Trav's Dad Says:

    Stanford fixin’ to kick a field goal to end the half.

  87. johnnyj Says:

    NICE another FG for the Cardinal! 31-24 at half…

    Chip Kelly is a friggin tool…Waaaaaaahhhhhh sniffle sniffle….

  88. Trav's Dad Says:

    Wow. JoPa did some serious coaching at the half… the Lions look like a totally different team!

  89. johnnyj Says:

    C’mon nifties…

    Ah damn—short!

  90. johnnyj Says:

    E-fo Again!

    DAWGS back on top 23-21!

  91. johnnyj Says:

    …Trojans score, Ducks score…

    This is gonna get good me thinks…

  92. johnnyj Says:

    Trees/Ducks even again at 31’s!

    Dawgs driving!

  93. Trav's Dad Says:

    Holy Moly! The ducks just ran the ball to about the 3.

  94. johnnyj Says:

    Finally! Locker on the RUN!!!!

  95. johnnyj Says:

    Dammit…TD ducks and they finally take the lead…I’m surprised that Autzen crowd hasn’t passed out yet (ahhemmm sk8)…

  96. johnnyj Says:

    OH fuck locker is hurt…

    • johnnyj Says:

      He’s a tough sumgun—he’s fine…Seeing Stars but fine…

      TOUCHDOWN DAWGS With Kieth Price at QB!!!!

  97. Trav's Dad Says:

    The Cardinal is starting to fall apart.

  98. johnnyj Says:

    DAWGS UP again—missed the 2 point convo…29-28!

    Put on your seatbelts boys!

  99. CougRook Says:

    Locker looking the Heisman candidate he is!!…man, a Jameson on the rocks sounds SOOOO delish right now..fuck me!

  100. CougRook Says:

    Fuckin A Huskies…stop the godamn run!!!….that is emberrissin!

  101. johnnyj Says:

    USC with the FG…31-29 now…Isn’t that the score I predicted except in uh, reverse?

  102. johnnyj Says:

    BOOOOO DUCKS! Runnin away with it now…

  103. CougRook Says:

    Well thats good JJ cuz i have no life so I am here for ya buddy

  104. CougRook Says:

    Dude..have announcers just all become dogshit or is it just me…Keith whats his name is the last true announcer..Brock Huard is good but all the other announcers just suck every players dick…its so annoying…just call the game and quit being so politically correct..its all Obama’s fault

    • johnnyj Says:

      I agree…Brock is awesome (not saying that because he’s a husky) but he really is the only one worth listening too…He does a radio show now in seatown and I usually listen…

  105. Trav's Dad Says:

    well, gang. It’s time for this ranch dude to hit the sack…. luego.

  106. CougRook Says:

    JJ…come back to the party bro..dont get sucked into the white zindfandel vagina fest!!

  107. johnnyj Says:

    HUSKIES are trying to COUG IT! DAMN IT!

    • johnnyj Says:


      • CougRook Says:

        man if we both lose to La La land?…fuck me!…LA is fun to party in but holy shit they have a bunch of docuhers down there, and i am allowed to say that because i am a doucher, so i can judge.

  108. CougRook Says:

    man..Locker has been money all night and his recievers have let him down…if the Dawgs lose its on the receivers

  109. CougRook Says:

    Prediction of the night!!…USC drive stalls..Huskies get ball back..Locker leads them on Heismanesque game clinching TD drive…..HELL YEAH GO DAWGS!!!

  110. johnnyj Says:

    SHANK TROJANS! I’ll take it!!!!

  111. johnnyj Says:

    It’s time to shine DAWGS.

  112. johnnyj Says:

    I’m about to have a friggin heart attack…

  113. CougRook Says:

    Hsukies WIIIIIIINNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  114. CougRook Says:

    My prediction was right!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  115. johnnyj Says:

    Break out the bubbly—DAWGS WIN!!!!

  116. johnnyj Says:

    Wait for it, wait for it…

    Yeah, even I’m still shocked! AWESOME DAWGS!!!

  117. CougRook Says:


  118. johnnyj Says:

    Oh, 32-31…

  119. CougRook Says:

    man i cant get over that…that is a huge win for the Dawgs..have fun fishing manana JJ…remember the trout i caught in Sun Valley….i thin kwe need to plan a Sun valley trip next summer

    • johnnyj Says:

      Well, plan it! That drive will be painful with young Wyatt though…Fly into Boise is the way to go…

      Did I mention that…


  120. SK8 Says:


    Eleventy two!@!!!

  121. SK8 Says:

    Well, looks like Astro killed me on the Florida vs Bama gig.

  122. Sk8 Says:

    First win for UW in SC since 96, that is about when we started sucking and they started kicking ass. Epic!

    • johnnyj Says:

      Yes, It really IS epic…Tha DAWGS were winless on the road for 1,060 some-odd days and they broke the streak at the USUCK!


  123. johnnyj Says:

  124. johnnyj Says:

  125. SK8 Says:

    U still up from last nigh? Or up early?

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