…Saturday Football Update…


It’s GAMEDAY BOYS!!! I think Dfm is still hungover from feeling too much STEEL in Vegas! Regardless, there is ball to play and all you ladies need to adjust your thongs…

All times Western and like always, 100% biased…

DFM: 9 am on ESPN2…Penn State @ Illinois…What can I say, old fart JOPA has earned (my) respect…It doesn’t change the fact that he had a notoriously HUGE part in scheduling cupcakes on the non-conference front…Stick it to em Illini…

TommyBoy: 9 am on ESPN…#2 Ohio State vs. Indiana…Tommyboy needs to represent because WE believe that tOSU is nothing but a pile of  paid-off thugs…AND they suck (with Pryor out?)–not worthy of a #2 ranking…Alabama, Boise State, Nebraska, TCU, and half the pac-10 would whoooop their ass…I’m just sayin…

Trav’s Dad: 12:30 on ABC…Texas A&M vs. #11  Arkansas……This one is being played at Cowboy billion fuggin dolla Stadium! Yeah, that’ll teach the young athletes what the game is all about…Gig’ em…

Astro: 12:30 on the CUSA sucks channel: TULANE vs. ARMY…Has anybody watched the Army football team this year? Better yet, has anybody watched an extremely injured Tulane football team win a game? Yeah, Roll Wave, Roll…Dare I say Bowl even with all those injuries? Nah—I won’t say it…

Sk8 and CougRook: 2:00 pm…on FSN (pending)…#3 Oregon @ Washington State…Well, at least the Ducks are on the Palouse…This is the #1 offense vs the #1 WORST defense…I don’t know what’s gonna happen but I’m hoping to laugh my ass off later while reading the banter…

JMAC: 5 pm on Espn3…#4 Boise State vs. Toledo…Ain’t that a bitch when you run up the score and win 59-0  and then get dropped in the rankings!? Aghhh…Life is hard, harder if you’re Boise State…

JJ: 7pm on FSN/ESPN (pending)….Washington vs. Arizona State…I hate night games but we’re gonna do our best to kick Sparky in the sac, pull hair, bite, poke eyes, whatever it takes…Should be fun…

Cmoe: Idaho will be healing the Cankle this week…Next week vs Louisiana Tech…

…Snakeye and #25 USAFA vs Colorada State…



87 Responses to “…Saturday Football Update…”

  1. Trav's Dad Says:

    Aggies against the #11 Hogs…..

  2. cougrook Says:

    I will be in real estate class all day today…yay!!…so will probably pop in here after I wake up from passing out from the sheer boredom!…

    • johnnyj Says:

      …uhm, are you zoning all the land that DUCKS ARE GONNA STEAL AND SHOVE UP YOUR ASS LATER?

      I’ll talk smack if you two pussies won’t and I hate both your teams…

  3. cougrook Says:

    Your ducks can suck it SK8!!

  4. jmac Says:

    Hey gentlemen! Just cruising through…GO DAWGS! Oh…and go Boise State too!

  5. SK8 Says:

    JJ, so this is a home game and you are (of course) going? Have fun dude if so!

  6. Sk8 Says:

    Damn, the Injuns are up 20-13 at the half! Booze it up DFM, it actually looks like you guys can win this (and I am going for ya). What an upset this would be.

  7. Sk8 Says:

    Holy Crap DFM, your RB has the best Predator look I have seen yet!

    Now “Get to the Choppa”.

  8. johnnyj Says:

    Holy shit the ILLINIE are rockin it!


  9. johnnyj Says:

    33-13 Illini in the 4th…SHIT HOT.

  10. johnnyj Says:

    Illinieys Win!!!! Holy ass-whooooopin—33-13

    Poor Jopa, maybe he won’t “schedule cupcakes to prepare” if he makes it back…Bless his heart…

  11. Trav's Dad Says:

    JoPa’s gonna stay on until he gets his 500th win… could be a loooong season.

  12. Trav's Dad Says:

    Zoomies up 21 to zip over Colo St.

  13. Trav's Dad Says:

    Drat! I can’t get the Aggies game on the tube.

  14. johnnyj Says:

    Zoomies up 28-7 at the Half…

  15. johnnyj Says:

    Ah, the battle of the Michigans—–GO SPARTY!

  16. johnnyj Says:

    PICK SPARTY!!! Suck it big Blue…

  17. astro Says:

    Ugh, Tulane down by 7 already. At least the video stream works.

  18. Trav's Dad Says:

    #@!$* Pigs score on their first drive.

  19. astro Says:

    Hey! Orleans Darkwa is back! I had thought he was out for the season.

  20. Trav's Dad Says:

    Yooooo! Gig em Aggies….. A score! I think I’ll crack open a victory beer.

  21. Sk8 Says:

    Watchin the Mish-again game, GO SPARTAINS!!!11eleventy-two!!!

  22. Trav's Dad Says:

    the Gamecocks are giving the Tide more than they were expecting (heh, heh) They’re up 14-7

  23. Trav's Dad Says:

    Even though its only the 3rd qtr in the Air Force game, I have it from good authority that the Fat Lady is making her way to the pressbox

  24. Sk8 Says:

    Predator QB for Mish-again is purdy good.

  25. Sk8 Says:

    21-3 Suck it BAMA!!!!!!!

  26. Trav's Dad Says:

    Bama misses a FG (hee, hee) score still 21-3, cocks.

  27. johnnyj Says:

    …dare I say that the cocks are sucking?

    …I’m out boys, hold the fort…


  28. cougrook Says:

    That was pretty weak sauce on ur attempt at shit talk on the earlier post…the real estate diahrea that is coming out of my instructors mouth is better than that!!…I expect more from you, step ur game up!…
    This sux sounds like I am missing some great games! Illinois beating Penn state..holy dfm!!
    I am going to go out on a limb here and predict a cougar win v the quacks!!!
    Ill be back on after my class later…until then JJ and SK8 can sucka my balls…two time!!

  29. Trav's Dad Says:

    the Rams musta hired some ringers for the 4th Qtr. They scored two unanswered touchdowns.
    The Fat Lady’s still in the booth for the zoomies, though.

  30. Trav's Dad Says:

    AAArrrggghhh. The Pigs score again.
    Except for the score, it looks like the Ags are beating the hell out of the Hogs.

  31. Trav's Dad Says:

    the Fat Lady sings – 49-27 Zoomies

  32. Sk8 Says:

    Come on Cocks!!!!!!

  33. Sk8 Says:


    go sc!!!

  34. Sk8 Says:

    Damn, WSU keepin it close, 15-14 now.

  35. CougRook Says:

    Holy Shit…COugs are hangin with the Ducks!!!…15-14

  36. Trav's Dad Says:

    Whooooaaaa! Those Fightin’ Texas Aggies just kicked a field goal… we’re having a game, sports fans.
    Gig ’em Aggies!

  37. Sk8 Says:

    woooohoooooooooo!!!! TD SC!!!!!!!

  38. Trav's Dad Says:

    The Cocks slip it in again.

  39. Trav's Dad Says:

    End of the 3rd, Aggies only down by a TD.

  40. Trav's Dad Says:

    it’s looking like a major upset is imminent

  41. Trav's Dad Says:

    Yup… SC wins 35-21

  42. Trav's Dad Says:

    AND… the Ags are hanging tough! Four minutes to go, and A&M only down by a TD…. Arkansas is sweating bullets.

  43. Trav's Dad Says:

    Ags are setting Ark up for the unexpected ‘Hail Mary’. 6 seconds to go, Ball on the Hogs 39

  44. Trav's Dad Says:

    Ooooooooohhhhhhh! Aggies throw a Pic… If we only had another few quarters, we could pull this one out.
    Aggies win the game, but get outscored 24-17

  45. CougRook Says:

    TD COugs…why the hell would they go for two and fail when points are at a premium in this game!!…another reason Wulff needs to go….Cougs are surprisingly holding their own this year…at least we aint getting blown out by 60 pts every game.

  46. CougRook Says:

    Fumble recovery WSU!!!!!!!!!!!!

  47. CougRook Says:

    Cougs driving!!

  48. CougRook Says:

    Fucking INT…damn…in the redzone too…that cant happen against Oregon!

  49. Trav's Dad Says:

    the Wargles are off to a less than inspiring start… Kentucky blew through the defense like it was toilet paper.

  50. Trav's Dad Says:

    Oh Damn ducks.

  51. CougRook Says:

    Fuck TD Ducks…we are out of it now

  52. Trav's Dad Says:

    Do I recall correctly that WSU is AKA Wazzu?

    • CougRook Says:

      yep u r correct…funny though a couple years ago the THEN president banned the name Waazu because it made us look like the party school we were/are…he is gone now and it is now back to normal Wazzu

  53. Trav's Dad Says:

    AU Tigers score on an impressive drive… now 14-7

  54. Trav's Dad Says:

    Fumble recovery by the Cougars… only three touchdowns to go with 3 minutes left… uuuuuuhhhhhhhh.

  55. Trav's Dad Says:

    i swear! the ref’s at the Auburn game must have their sons playing for Kentucky. There have been about 5 really dogshit calls made against the Tigers.

  56. Trav's Dad Says:

    2 seconds to go for the Wargles, and they put the pressure on the FG kicker. He has a good record, but this is the type of ending where he’ll stub his toe or something…
    But he kicks the winning FG…. Game Over. Auburn over KY 37-34

  57. CougRook Says:

    Man there are a ton of good endings to games…Florida v Lsu..Oregon state v Arizona, USc, v stanford, auburn v kentucky…awesome game day

  58. SK8 Says:

    Yahoo, Ducks are #2. They wont last though:


  59. dfm Says:

    NICE drubbing of JoPa, he can suck it! sorry I have been out of pocket gents and jmac, dealing with crazy business stuff, family death, family wedding, you name it, I got it.

    Maybe back in normal form in another couple of weeks.

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