Saturday Football Update


And heeeeeeeeeeeere we go with another week of glorious kfb action, action, action!

11am on the btn – Purdon’t at tOSU, will the suckeyes come back after that devastating defeat at the hand of the Badgers?

11am on the btn – The Beloved host hated Indiana in a game that will put us back over .500 for the year.

4pm – Wazzu at Stanford on Fox regional – The Cougs will continue their defeated streak through the Pac Televen.

4pm – New Mexico State at da hoes on the tres – Go Vandals!

6pm – Gig em at Kansas on Fox Regional – the Aggies better win this one, Kansas can suck it!

8.05 – Tulane at UTEP, no tv – I do like UTEP’s new helmets, but that team can still suck it. Go Wave!

9.15 – the DAWGS at Arizona on the uno. We all know what Arizona can do.

Boise is off, and Oregon killed fUCLA Thursday night. Enjoy!


169 Responses to “Saturday Football Update”

  1. Trav's Dad Says:

    Where DO you get those illustrations? They’re GREAT!
    Other games of note:
    CoonAss Tigers at Wargles – two top 10 teams – let’s see how good Auburn and Heisman candidate Newton really is. 4PM EDT CBS

    Zoomies play the Toads ( I should’ve gotten tickets for that game ). AF will get stomped, of course, but I’ll bet they give the Frogs a surprisingly good tussle.

    JoPa at the Gophers (yawn). The way the Nitnoy Lions are playing this year, JoPa will have to hang on several more seasons before he can get his 400th win.

    Notre Dame at Navy – what can you say except “Go Navy”

  2. johnnyj Says:

    Gameday! Nice work dfm, love the border patrol pic…DAWGS in Tucson tonight against the Cats…The good news is that Nick Foles is out for Arizona…The Bad news is that the backup qb Scott is quick and a run threat—-Oh gawd, that ain’t good…I think I’d rather take my chances against Foles considering how awesome the DAWGS are on pass defense (usually)…

  3. Sk8 Says:

    Misha-again St vs NW on here. Go NW, but no chance on that one.

    ND vs Navy today at the same time, maybe I’ll watch that one.

  4. Sk8 Says:

    NW up early! Not very much, and they will prolly get stomped.

  5. Trav's Dad Says:

    …tuned into the PSU/Minn game just in time to see the Lions intercept a ball in the end zone, and ZAP! two plays later, a Touchdown! Lions up 21-7

  6. Sk8 Says:

    28-10 Navy and another int!

    Suck it JTI, this one is looking good for the squids…

  7. johnnyj Says:

    Ha! The sips losing to Iowa State!? Beautiful.

    I see the Suckeyes are crushing Purdont too…

  8. Sk8 Says:

    Damn, and NW up over Mish-again state 24-14!

    MSt loss would be huge!

    • Sk8 Says:

      Shit, TD MSt. 21-24 now.

    • Trav's Dad Says:

      There’s another of my biases. Having lived in Ohio for a while, I learned to … uh… hate? naw, shall we say, “root against” all Michigan teams. So Michigan St losing to NW… OK. Michigan losing to Penn State next week… again that’s a good thing.

      • SK8 Says:

        I’m usually with that, specially with Mish-again.

        But MSt is not an underdog this year, so I ‘root against’ them this year, cause they are a favorite. Usually they are underdogs. I’m fickle.

  9. Sk8 Says:

    35-17 Navy!!!11!!!

  10. SK8 Says:

    Mother F. MSt is now up 35-27, deserved to lose this game.

  11. SK8 Says:

    Not sure if I’m gonna get the Auburn game or San Francisco baseball next.

    We shall see….

  12. SK8 Says:

    Gonna go for LSU, sorry TD.

    At least it will make it interesting here on the KFiL.

  13. SK8 Says:

    Holy Crap, what a stadium view for this LSU vs Auburn game. Looks like a blast!

  14. Trav's Dad Says:

    War Eagle!

  15. dfm Says:

    I’m in, watching the big midwest matchup for today, Wisco at Iowa.

  16. dfm Says:

    You all know what Iowa stands for, don’t you?

  17. dfm Says:

    Wow MSU came back from 17 down to beat NW and the Illini kicked the shit out of Indiana, YES!

  18. dfm Says:

    Iowa with the botched fg, they can’t afford that stuff against Wisco. 10-6 Wisco in the second.

  19. dfm Says:

    TD Iowa, 13-10 Hawkeyes at the half.

  20. Trav's Dad Says:

    Halftime at Auburn… LSU scores (blat) score tied.
    We have a ballgame, sportsfans!

  21. CougRook Says:

    Man…DFM..whats up with the Ugly Stanford chick? …My Cougs suck, so next week can I at least get a hot WSU chick to admire on the saturday post??…much appreciated!!

  22. Trav's Dad Says:

    Auburn’s QB, Newton just HAS to be the leading candidate for the Heisman…. What a run for a TD!

  23. SK8 Says:

    Damn, this Auburn game is dope!

    17-10 War Eagles right now. Go LSU!

  24. Trav's Dad Says:

    The Wargles are wiping LSU up and down the field, but the score is tied once again.

  25. Trav's Dad Says:

    Definately a battle of titans!

  26. Trav's Dad Says:

    Now for the REAL game… The Aggies at the J-birds!

  27. dfm Says:

    Wisco eeks it out, they are top ten next week fo sho.

  28. Trav's Dad Says:

    Ags score again! now 14-3

  29. Trav's Dad Says:

    It appears as if Wazzu is getting their ass handed to them by Stanford.

  30. Trav's Dad Says:

    watchin the zoomies against the toads… TCU scores on the first drive.

  31. Trav's Dad Says:

    Gig ’em… now up 17-3

  32. Trav's Dad Says:

    Toad’s drive thwarted by a PIC……. the good guys have the ball on their own 30.

  33. Trav's Dad Says:

    A nice drive ended with a quick kick. Frogs have the ball on their own 23, and driving.

  34. SK8 Says:

    UW vs AsU, not televised here, damn

  35. Trav's Dad Says:

    Aw, poo. The frogs scored just before the half ended. They go into the locker room leading the cadets 17-7

  36. astro Says:

    Tulane strikes first! Orleans Darkwa with the TD.

  37. astro Says:

    This video stream is horrible today. It is squashed at the wrong aspect ratio, making everybody look like they’re 4’6″ and 350 lbs. For some reason they have two different audio streams layered on top of each other, making them both mostly unintelligible.

    Tulane is winning, though, so I can’t complain too much.

  38. Trav's Dad Says:

    TA&M scores again…. now 37-10

    Gig ’em Aggies!

  39. johnnyj Says:

    Roll Wave!

    …Good to see the Illineeeys beat up on Indiana today—cost dfm 10 pool points though…

    Cougs did ‘alright’ against the Trees too…Hmmmm….Maybe I need to fire my Coug hatred back up again…

  40. astro Says:

    The UTEP announcers are hilarious. They are completely trash-talking Tulane, and one sounds like he’s blind drunk. I expect the profanity to start if Tulane scores again.

  41. Jmac Says:

    Go Dawgs!!! Almost gametime!

  42. astro Says:

    Man Julio Jones exploding for Bama. 221 yards receiving so far.

  43. astro Says:

    UTEP with a TD. The blowout begins…

  44. astro Says:

    I just realized what is going on with the commentators. This stream keeps the audio on during commercial breaks. They stay neutral while the game is on, and then immediately start talking trash once a commercial comes on.

  45. johnnyj Says:

    Yawn, bama with another TD—-End this crap already and move onto the DAWG game coverage…

  46. Trav's Dad Says:

    While I was getting a beer, the Aggies scored again 45-10 – I’ll guzzle it down and go get a victory beer.

  47. Trav's Dad Says:

    The strength of TCU is starting to overpower the Zoomies on both offense and defense. Score 24-7

  48. johnnyj Says:

    Dang it, Zoomies down 24-7 now to the HornyFrogs…

  49. astro Says:

    Wave gets a FG to tie it up with 3:30 left in the half.

  50. Trav's Dad Says:

    Frogs blast over the goal line for another score. 31-7

  51. Trav's Dad Says:

    Ya don suppose that Mizzu will stay on top of the Sooners, does ye?

  52. astro Says:

    Cool, this is the first chance I’ve gotten to see Jake “Superman” Locker this year.

  53. astro Says:


  54. johnnyj Says:

    See, Told ya that bastard (scott) was quick…This is gonna be a Loooooong night me thinks…

    Oh Fumbalaya!

  55. astro Says:

    Bring on Superman!

  56. Jmac Says:

    Huskies recover the fumble!!!!

  57. johnnyj Says:


  58. astro Says:

    That’s some nifty running.

  59. johnnyj Says:


  60. astro Says:


  61. Trav's Dad Says:

    Game over. Aggies beat the hell out of Kansas! 45-10 That’s at least 7 tongue-down-the-throat smooches for your date at the game.
    Gig ’em Aggies!

  62. Jmac Says:

    Touchdown Dawgs!!!!

  63. astro Says:

    HAHA! They are showing the UTEP halftime show and the dancing girls are called “The Gold Diggers”.

  64. astro Says:

    It finally happened! The drunk commentator just cut on his mike mid-sentence and shouted “Well hell, they can’t throw the fuckin ball!” They cut him off right after that.

  65. astro Says:

    Locker needs to get out there on defense.

  66. Trav's Dad Says:

    Well, the Zoomies aren’t going to win this game, so now they’re playing for ‘pride’ and ‘self-respect’.

  67. astro Says:

    Well, it looks like the commentators got the hook. All we’ve got now is the stadium announcer over the PA.

    Too bad, that drunk guy was fun.

  68. johnnyj Says:

    This is starting to look like Oregon against fUCLA the other night…

  69. astro Says:

    Dammit, picked. Tulane almost looks as bad as Washington.

  70. johnnyj Says:

    of COURSE they’re gonna go for it!

  71. astro Says:

    TD UTEP. Blowout is back on.

  72. Trav's Dad Says:

    I wonder what they call the dancing girls at Oregon State?

  73. johnnyj Says:

    Are the Dawgs putting a legit drive together? I don’t believe this…

  74. astro Says:

    TD GREEN WAVE! We got a tie game again.

  75. Trav's Dad Says:

    Well, peeps, its pumpkin time for the old guy. See y’all next week.

  76. astro Says:

    FUMBLE! Tulane ball!

    Their QB tried to run it and got absolutely crushed.

  77. astro Says:

    Ouch, Darkwa looks like he is hurt. Hope he comes back, he was averaging 9 yards a carry.

  78. astro Says:

    Darkwa is back and rumbling for another 10 yards!

  79. johnnyj Says:

    Booo, Cat TD…Bring the pain…

  80. astro Says:


    Tulane up 24-17.

  81. astro Says:

    Haha, drunk guy bitching about Darkwa during the commercial. He is hilarious.

  82. astro Says:

    TD TULANE! 2nd one for Robottom today. Tulane up 31-24 with 5:30 to go.

  83. astro Says:

    And an INT on the next play! Roll Wave Roll!

  84. astro Says:

    Tulane Wins! Tulane Wins! 34-24 is the final.

    Nice conference win against a 5-2 team.

    ORLEANS DARKWA FOR HEISMAN! 114 yards and 2 TDs today.

  85. dfm Says:

    OD for Heisman for sho, that is great. Wow the the Hyskiyeis get blown out. Well, jj you still have a bowl shot. I see losses against the trees and ducks, but then you have fUCLA, Cal and Wazzu. If you win those last three you get 6-6 and can play the Illini in the salad bowl.

    • johnnyj Says:

      Aghhh, the Dawgs remind me of CAL! Which team is gonna show up?
      Given, Arizona is pretty damn good, they looked great…

      A bowl game would be amazing even if it is the Denny’s toss a salad bowl in Vegas…

      …Gonna be an interesting finish fo sho…

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