Bowl 35

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Well, here we go. The last two of the SEVENTY teams to make it to a bowl game play tonight to decide who is the second best team in all the land next to TCU.

Will TD’s Whore Eagles make history, then have to give it all back after the pending investigations? Will the quack attack win and make life horribly miserable for all of their Pac Televen enemies for the next year or two? Who will win the pool? The answers tonight at 7.30 on the uno.

I will start ratcheting up the Bears Chickens smack talk later in the week.

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247 Responses to “Bowl 35”

  1. Trav's Dad Says:

    Yup! This is it. The end of an exciting college football season, and the showdown of the two best teams in the country.
    If you whiners can get over the fact that it was Cam’s dad (who, BTW, didn’t seem to show up in the family shots at the games) who tried to cash in on his son’s talent.
    I have a feeling that I’m going to be the Lone Ranger for Auburn… but that’s OK… I can take it!! Waaaaaaarrrrrrrr EAGLE!

  2. Sk8 Says:

    Woot, go Hawks! Prolly little chance vs da Bears, but they said the same last week. Nothing to lose isn’t a bad place to be.

  3. johnnyj Says:

    …WOOT! The pool was decided last night with the wolfpack squeezing by CR’s Boston College, 20-13!

    …All of your sixers are belong to rr!

    I picked Oregon for tonight but it doesn’t matter. On one hand I’d like to see the pac-10 bring home the championship and bury the SEC…On the other hand I despise the Quacks and I hope they choke…

  4. johnnyj Says:

    …Looks like you all saved your big confidence points and waited to blow your wad on tonight’s game!

  5. johnnyj Says:

    Sk8…Are any of your family/uncles in Glendale for the big black panther game tonight?

  6. dfm Says:

    I think Soldier Field is $7 or $7.50 for the 16 oz. Miller products or you can splurge the extra .50 and get an import. Or get drunk before the game and not worry about it.

    • johnnyj Says:

      Yep, always have to ‘pre-funk’ so it doesn’t cost you $50 to get a buzz on before they stop serving at the 65 minute mark, 7th inning, whatever…

      • johnnyj Says:

        …OR…You can not drink at all…

        Blah-ha!

        …Trust me, if you lived in Seatown and had our shitty sports teams; BOOZE is a must in order to tolerate…

        • dfm Says:

          Actually I take it easy anymore since I have to drive, get a small buzz on pre game and sober up the rest of the way.

  7. dfm Says:

    But I am with td, $1g for a ticket for any game is ridiculous.

  8. Sk8 Says:

    Game here starts at 0100, already told em I’m commin in at lunchtime.

  9. Sk8 Says:

    Blah ha, check your FB rr!

  10. Sk8 Says:

    Gawd, get off the SEC crank announcers!

  11. Trav's Dad Says:

    Gotta harp on somethin’

  12. johnnyj Says:

    OK, I’ve heard enough SEC poop-shoot kissing and sniffing. Tired of it.

    …I’m cheering for Oregon with feeling (grasshopper Skywalker)…

    F you, SEC.

  13. johnnyj Says:

    Quacks are gonna kill this…

    WTF was that!?

  14. astro Says:

    Haha what the hell was up with that pitch?

  15. Trav's Dad Says:

    Nice razzle dazzle…. loss on the play.

  16. astro Says:

    3 and out!

  17. Trav's Dad Says:

    an 80 yard punt…. straight up!

  18. Trav's Dad Says:

    First play… first down…. Whooooorrrree Eagle

  19. astro Says:

    Oh come on. Gotta catch that.

  20. johnnyj Says:

    DAYUMN these boys are quick

    …These teams are clearly the best

  21. Trav's Dad Says:

    whats with the day-glow shoes?

  22. Sk8 Says:

    1st down duks

  23. astro Says:

    PICK AUBURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  24. astro Says:

    Pick Ducks! Suck it, Astro!

  25. johnnyj Says:

    …and BOOOOOOM goes the Dynamite.

    Suck it cam, maybe your old man can buy a replay…

  26. Sk8 Says:

    In light of the news lately, can we not use “vitriol” on the site today.

    Nah, just kidding, that pick by Orygun was a bullseye!

  27. Trav's Dad Says:

    Other than that, it was a good pass.

  28. astro Says:

    PICK AUBURN!!!!! Suck it, RR!

  29. Trav's Dad Says:

    That’ll stop a touchdown drive!

  30. Sk8 Says:

    Shite muzlim

  31. johnnyj Says:

    NO. WAY.

    There wasn’t anybody even close, except that Auburn receiver.

  32. johnnyj Says:

    Newton. Going Nowhere. Suck turf a-hole.

  33. Sk8 Says:

    Cam newton is the 5th Beattle.

  34. Trav's Dad Says:

    Don’t you know, ALL of Oregon’s practices were ‘how to sack Newton’.

  35. Sk8 Says:

    Quick first quarter!

  36. johnnyj Says:

    HAH! They fooled negative on that…

  37. Sk8 Says:

    Score πŸ˜‰ πŸ™‚

  38. Trav's Dad Says:

    That’s three first downs in a row, isn’t it, JJ?

  39. Sk8 Says:

    Test, Mormon.

  40. astro Says:

    Haha Newton on banana peels throwing for the 1st.

  41. johnnyj Says:

    This is looking like a legit drive for the Whargle!!!!

  42. astro Says:

    TD AUBURN!!!!

    Suck it, Sk8!
    Suck it, JJ!

  43. Trav's Dad Says:

    how O-bout that, sportsfans!

  44. astro Says:

    Haha abortion of a kick return.

  45. Trav's Dad Says:

    Nice trick play…. NOT!

  46. Sk8 Says:

    Woot!

  47. johnnyj Says:

    C’mon! THe reverse? THat shit works against aa and mwc teams, not the Auburn Tigers…

  48. astro Says:

    Holy crap 75 yard bomb.

    Suck it, TD!

  49. Trav's Dad Says:

    OK, OK, that wasn’t a half bad pass

  50. Trav's Dad Says:

    … just makin’ it interesting.

  51. johnnyj Says:

    BANG!

    Waltzed in.

    WALTZED IN!!!

  52. Sk8 Says:

    Booyah !!!!!!eleventeen,,!!!!! πŸ™‚

  53. Trav's Dad Says:

    As we used to say in Las Vegas….seven, yo-leven!

  54. astro Says:

    Haha fake extra point.

  55. Sk8 Says:

    Suk it Cam, suk it long and suk it hard!

  56. Trav's Dad Says:

    Is it tradition that the duck humps the “O” in the endzone? Seriously!

    • johnnyj Says:

      I think so. IT IS tradition that HUSKIES hump the DUCK ‘O’ though! Always wear a glow-in-the-dark rubber to match the quack uniform…

  57. johnnyj Says:

    WTF with the turf? It seeps slickery tonight..

  58. astro Says:

    GO FOR IT

  59. johnnyj Says:

    STUFF IT!

  60. Sk8 Says:

    Goin 4 it

  61. astro Says:

    What a shitty pass from Cam there.

  62. Trav's Dad Says:

    Aaaaarrrrrggggghhhhh! HE HAD IT!

  63. SK8 Says:

    SUK IT SHORT ARMED IT!!!!22!!!!!22211111!!!!

  64. astro Says:

    SAFETY! Suck it, Hippies!

  65. johnnyj Says:

    Nope, he crossed the plane before knees hit.

  66. Sk8 Says:

    (finger)

  67. johnnyj Says:

    OH lookey, TD WHORE EAGLE!

  68. astro Says:

    TD AUBURN! Oregon is falling apart.

  69. Trav's Dad Says:

    I’m surprised #80 didn’t drop the ball, simply because he was SOOOOOO open!

  70. Sk8 Says:

    Nice knee asswipe auburn 32

  71. astro Says:

    Oregon is done. Stick a fork in this one.

  72. Trav's Dad Says:

    not a bad half…

  73. dfm Says:

    This shit is Ovah quack lovers. πŸ™‚

  74. dfm Says:

    Urban Meyer, mormon butthole.

  75. dfm Says:

    Alright nutjobs, someone’s gotta pay for sk8 to be up fucking around all night and showing up late for work tomorrow. Later.

  76. Sk8 Says:

    Man, important series…

  77. Trav's Dad Says:

    Whoooooorrrrrrreeee Eagle,,,, Hey!

  78. Sk8 Says:

    Good drive going.

  79. Sk8 Says:

    Holding

  80. Sk8 Says:

    Well, if Orygun doesn’t do something soon, it may be ova. Looking really flat and Camy-boy is comin on.

  81. Sk8 Says:

    Wide open

  82. Sk8 Says:

    3 & out!

  83. Sk8 Says:

    Wow

  84. Sk8 Says:

    What a catch!

  85. Trav's Dad Says:

    WHAT A shoestring!

  86. johnnyj Says:

    Good grief, Punch it in DUCKS!

  87. Sk8 Says:

    True.

  88. Sk8 Says:

    Fuk me, stuffed

  89. Trav's Dad Says:

    Now its the duck’s opportunity to get a safety.

  90. Trav's Dad Says:

    is that a jockstrap on the field?

  91. Sk8 Says:

    O line of auburn is crushing the ducks

  92. Sk8 Says:

    this game is sucking….

  93. Sk8 Says:

    ok, still a ballgame but oregon has to do something.

  94. johnnyj Says:

    …You think the quacks will go for 2 when they score?

  95. johnnyj Says:

    CHOKE DUCKS, CHOKE DAMMIT!

  96. johnnyj Says:

    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

  97. Trav's Dad Says:

    Oh, man! What a game!

  98. Jmac Says:

    C’mon Ducks…let’s play some defense now!!!

  99. johnnyj Says:

    Here comes a Heisman drive…

  100. Trav's Dad Says:

    SQUEEEEEEEZE!

  101. Jmac Says:

    Unreal…

  102. Jmac Says:

    That’s a totally suck way for this game to end…maybe…

  103. johnnyj Says:

    TD! The end.

    • johnnyj Says:

      Oh wait, knee was down BEFORE he crossed the plane. We saw this play earlier and it was called wrong. I hope the zebras are semi-consistant…

  104. Trav's Dad Says:

    And the judges say…….

  105. Trav's Dad Says:

    … field goal to win.

  106. Jmac Says:

    Kicker needs to pull a Boise State & CHOKE!!!

  107. johnnyj Says:

    Did Sk8 slit his wrists?

  108. Trav's Dad Says:

    can you IMAGINE the pressure on the kicker? If he misses, he’ll be hitchhiking home.

  109. johnnyj Says:

    Congrats TD, well done…

  110. Jmac Says:

    Suck it…

  111. Trav's Dad Says:

    Waaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrr EAGLE!!!!!!
    National Champions for the 2nd time in their 100+ year existance.

  112. Trav's Dad Says:

    To the KFIL gang: A great college football season with all of you – even you JJ. I’ve looked forward to these games every weekend!

    Now on to the NFL playoffs.

    Good Night, and Good Luck!

  113. Sk8 Says:

    Congrats TD, I watched the last part in bed.

    WAR EAGLE! Ok you heard it, they played better and deserved to win. At least OR made it exciting in the end.

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