Haters Guide

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If nothing else, we know how to hate here at good ‘ol KFiL.

As of the last few months I have become a fan of Deadspin. Today they publish their 2011 haters guide to the top 25, and take a few shots at what is the most corrupt, fucked up sport in the world, kollej football. Well worth a read.

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13 Responses to “Haters Guide”

  1. Sk8 Says:

    Good stuff, I didn’t know Oregon waz number 3? WTF.

    Oh, and did we decide on the same rulz next year? I gotta go here in a day or so and won’t be able to vote or whateva.

  2. Sk8 Says:

    And holy crap is HG is correct on Miami. They are going down like everyone’s ex girlfriend, only now does the Media care, and shocked, SHOCKED.

    Well, if you’re going to go down, might as well be for hookers and blow, oh, and abortions as well. (Shatner commas)

  3. TD Says:

    Man! That was brutal!

  4. johnnyj Says:

    …That is fantastic!

  5. johnnyj Says:

    …Sk8 and Jmac will like:

    http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/huskies/2015961727_91huskies21.html

  6. Sk8 Says:

    Blah ha!

    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d3e_1313889440

  7. johnnyj Says:

    ..This thread needs some country love…

  8. Hot Carl Says:

    Holy crap that was the funniest thing I’ve read in a hundred years. I love Michigan state… especially the reference to the setting of a Cormac McCarthy novel. And of course Wisconsin stuffing their face with cheese. He’d have had something killer to say about Illinois if our hapless Illini ever made the top 25, fo sho

    17. Michigan State. Imagine what were to happen if Michigan State were to have a miraculous unbeaten season. Think of what that would do for the state. It could boost the entire area’s self-esteem. It could bring in important revenue! That could create jobs and, in turn, help bring the entire state back from economic and social ruin. Are you imagining all those things right now? Good, because they’ll never fucking happen because Michigan State blows and the state of Michigan looks like the setting of a Cormac McCarthy novel. It’s never gonna get better, and your dad’s never going to find work again. Your fault to sticking around America’s oven mitt. Reader Matthew would also like to note that your school’s girls are loud and annoying:

    • johnnyj Says:

      …Good to hear from you, Carl.., Soooo, you’re cancelling the Pac-12 Colorado Buffs and taking SPARTY in the pool this season!?!

      …Would love to have you aboard, again…

      …Oh, the last time I read a McCarthy novel I, well, had to…

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