Bowls 13 and 14

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Both on the uno.

4.30 – Champs Sports Bowl – Florida State (-3.5) vs. Notre Dame.
8 – Alamo Bowl – the HuSKIEYS vs. Baylor (-9.5).

I won’t be around, I will be with Hot Carl seeing the mighty Steel Panther at the House of Blues in Chicago.

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235 Responses to “Bowls 13 and 14”

  1. astro Says:

    Why does the ‘overview’ of the pool show JJ at 7/12 for 152pts, where the ‘group picks’ shows him 9/12 for 189 pts? I need to know how badly I am beating him.

    Also, I accuse DFM of cheating because of these discrepancies.

  2. johnnyj Says:

    BTW, Astro. You’re only up by 7…

  3. TD Says:

    What am I, a potted palm?

  4. Sk8 Says:

    Who gots da Irish?

  5. TD Says:

    Jus’ one fumble after another…
    Should be an exciting game.

  6. astro Says:

    Sorry, had family come over for a bit. Why is ND leading?

  7. astro Says:

    Skank!

  8. TD Says:

    No guts…. etc.

    Juuuuusst missed.

  9. TD Says:

    FSU could us a coach like… uh… ah… let me see… uhm… Bobbie Bowdin maybe?

  10. Sk8 Says:

    Ok, gotta get a nap before the Dawgs game, 2am start time…

  11. TD Says:

    FSU intercepts in the endzone…. no wait… bobble… whaddaya know!
    ND receiver bounces the ball around… juggles.. holds… TOUCHDOWN.

    I got a call from the FSU coaching staff asking me not to chose them in the pool. Something about ‘snakebite’.

  12. TD Says:

    FINALLY!!!
    Noles get a TD.

  13. TD Says:

    The Noles get a PIK on the ND 20.

  14. astro Says:

    Lol TD in the echo chamber. I guess the other guys are getting lubed up for the Husky game later.

    Good to see FSU finally in the lead, and good to see TD carrying on the drunken tradition of keeping a thread alive by himself. Truly TD’s behavior is in keeping with the highest traditions of the SFU.

    • TD Says:

      I thank you, my mother thanks you, my pet Chihuahua Brutus thanks you, and all of those little people who are my fans thank you.

  15. astro Says:

    Holy shit that amazing catch. Good on the refs tuning out the ND coaches screaming in their ears.

  16. astro Says:

    Tack on a FG. A victory for non-gaudy uniforms.

  17. astro Says:

    Gotta be a touchback there. Review that one.

  18. TD Says:

    That was a superb punt!
    Only 99.6 yards to go for FSU.

  19. astro Says:

    JImbo Fisher’s kingdom for a first down here…

  20. TD Says:

    They’re gonna mess around and give the ball back to ND with good field position.

  21. TD Says:

    Nobody, I mean NOBODY, would expect a fake punt.

  22. astro Says:

    Oh man this game just got retarded. Rigged for ND! Occupy the Refs!

  23. TD Says:

    THAT was a timely INT

  24. astro Says:

    PICK! PICK! SUCK IT, REES! IT’S LIKE SWIMMING IN RAW SEWAGE!

  25. astro Says:

    1st down! Everything is going according to plan now…

  26. TD Says:

    grind it out for another 1st, and then burn the clock!

  27. TD Says:

    YES!

  28. TD Says:

    ND gets the ball back… the call in the huddle “Everybody go long”

  29. astro Says:

    What a punt.

  30. TD Says:

    GAME! WhoooHoooo

  31. astro Says:

    Now it is game. Bring on the Huskies vs Heisman!

  32. TD Says:

    I’m figgerin’ that I’ll be the only real Baylor fan against all you Pacific NW boys, huh?

  33. astro Says:

    Up 15 now on JJ in the worst case scenario of DFMs fuzzy math pool.

  34. astro Says:

    Hah UW busted that trick play like a cheap hooker.

  35. TD Says:

    Wow, the Huskies have come to PLAY!

  36. astro Says:

    Wow 1st on the busted play.

    Wait – BOO THOSE REFS!

  37. TD Says:

    Baylor, in a sign of good sportsmanship, took the Huskies downtown San Antonio and filled them up with some Tex-Mex last night.

    The residuals are showing.

  38. astro Says:

    Going for it on 4th at the 10, and getting it. Gonna be a long day for the Huskieyes.

    And TD Baylor!

  39. astro Says:

    Sk8 not gonna be happy when he wakes up and tunes in.

  40. astro Says:

    Off-topic:

    TD, you probably have a really informed opinion on this. I need a safe that can hold at least 40 long guns + 10 handguns, with room for later expansion. What are the best options?

  41. astro Says:

    HUskeys marching quickly. Wow.

  42. TD Says:

    Arrrrgggh!

  43. astro Says:

    Way too easy there. Shootout tonight?

  44. astro Says:

    Sweet option there. Nice!

  45. astro Says:

    WTF! Video froze on the TD run!?

    Give me a replay!

  46. astro Says:

    Man, should’ve got that pick…

  47. astro Says:

    Wake up, Sk8! UW needs your help before this gets out of hand…

  48. astro Says:

    Prediction – Baylor ain’t gonna punt this game. Isn’t that the 3rd 4th down conversion?

  49. astro Says:

    Holy shit give RG3 another Heisman.

    Haha you just can’t defend that.

  50. TD Says:

    Holy Smokes! Truly a Heisman-quality run!

  51. astro Says:

    SK8! RR! Wake up! The huskeies are dying without your help..

  52. astro Says:

    Now that is how you run a draw. Life for the Huskeys!

  53. astro Says:

    TD UW! We got a game here…

  54. TD Says:

    Yup…. shootout.

  55. TD Says:

    sheesh… nobody knew he had the ball!

  56. astro Says:

    RG3 won’t be denied. He wants this game bad. I bet he’s declaring for the NFL if he wins this one.

  57. astro Says:

    Is that 2 substitution penalties in a row? I’ve never seen that before.

  58. astro Says:

    UW with a huge stop. 1st punt for Baylor?

  59. TD Says:

    Earlier on I was thinking ‘blowout’ but it appears we have a game in process!

  60. TD Says:

    The Dawg’s QB ain’t no slouch, either.

  61. astro Says:

    Tied at 21. Definitely a shootout.

    UW is really impressing me. I didn’t think they had a chance.

  62. TD Says:

    No early rack tonight!

  63. Sk8 Says:

    Good game, exciting at least. An old fashion shot out!

  64. TD Says:

    Uh oh!

  65. astro Says:

    Holy shit huge strip sack.

  66. astro Says:

    Huskies driving to take the lead at the half. Vegas is having a heart attack right now.

  67. TD Says:

    what we’re seein’ heah, is a highly motivated team.

  68. astro Says:

    Oh my goodness. Give the second Heisman to Price…

  69. TD Says:

    There’s a few jockstraps laying out on the field!

  70. TD Says:

    aw, go for it!

  71. Sk8 Says:

    Booyah d stand!

  72. astro Says:

    Holy fuck Washington is gonna blow out Baylor. Blowout.

    I don’t believe it.

    SK8! GO TO SLEEP! YOU ARE A CURSE!

  73. Sk8 Says:

    TD! Eleventy!

  74. astro Says:

    Hell of a 30 second offense there.

  75. TD Says:

    nice kick, kid!

  76. Sk8 Says:

    Where is jj?

  77. Sk8 Says:

    Booyah! TD dawgs!

  78. TD Says:

    Oh…………… pig balls!

  79. astro Says:

    Fuck me.

    Nicely done, you UW bastards, damn your eyes.

  80. TD Says:

    Back in the Game!

  81. Sk8 Says:

    Man, Astro has a lot riding on this one vs jj.

  82. TD Says:

    talk about smashmouth football!

  83. astro Says:

    BULLSHIT! WTF!? You can’t call excessive celebration there. That was just a hug!

  84. TD Says:

    everybody’s keying on RG3 for the run…
    Be a decoy; give the ball to the waterboy. Who’d expect him?

  85. Sk8 Says:

    And punt Baylor!

  86. TD Says:

    Another opportunity to excel

  87. Sk8 Says:

    All the marbles on the pool tonight maybe, 60 point swing if UW wins.

  88. Sk8 Says:

    That hurt.

  89. astro Says:

    YES! YES!

  90. astro Says:

    NO! NO!

  91. TD Says:

    Jaysus! One 98 yarder after another.

  92. Sk8 Says:

    All night long! Fun game! TD dawgs!

  93. TD Says:

    Egad, Man! Is there no defense?

  94. Sk8 Says:

    Jesus, somebody has to get tired soon. I’m tired right now.

  95. Sk8 Says:

    Goal line stand!,!!! Oh who are we kidding.

  96. astro Says:

    It was rum or vodka, I went for rum.

    TD Bears!

  97. astro Says:

    Is this the highest scoring bowl game ever? It’s gotta be close.

  98. astro Says:

    Reverse psychology to fuck the Huskiyes:

  99. TD Says:

    Hooooo Haaaaa… MISS

  100. astro Says:

    Skank! Reverse psychology worked!

  101. astro Says:

    Oh my god heart attacks for all my friends. This game is insane.

  102. TD Says:

    Its like running wind sprints in practice

  103. Sk8 Says:

    Gawd, how bout some D? Still 2 minutes left in the 3rd, this is rediculous.

  104. astro Says:

    TD Bears! Shots for all my friends!

    Holy shit this game looked like a blowout by UW earlier.

    WERE STILL IN THE 3RD QUARTER!

    Greatest game ever. Imma go do another shot of rum.

  105. TD Says:

    I found an old bottle of Jeremiah Weed… Oh, wait! Here’s some fuel oil for the lanterns.

  106. TD Says:

    Hey Sk8, it must be pushin’ sunrise over there in Lisboa

  107. Sk8 Says:

    Man, wish I could join you two!

  108. astro Says:

    Time for a redzone turnover from UW. Lord knows they cant be stopped between the 20s.

  109. Sk8 Says:

    TD!???!!!!!???

  110. astro Says:

    TD Huskieies to take the lead!

    Jesus Christ I’m gonna need more rum.

  111. astro Says:

    Where the fuck did this Price guy come from? He makes Locker look like an amateur…

  112. TD Says:

    If there’s a trend here, we should have another TD in about 30 seconds.

  113. astro Says:

    More TDs! I want the highest scoring game ever!

  114. Sk8 Says:

    Fuuuuuuuck. 4th down

  115. astro Says:

    WTF is up with UW rushing every play?

  116. Sk8 Says:

    Why are we running it?

  117. Sk8 Says:

    Come on dawgs, need 6!

  118. TD Says:

    Go for it?

  119. astro Says:

    Huge 4th here

  120. Sk8 Says:

    Now I’m having the heart attack. 4th down, fuuuuuuuck!

    • astro Says:

      I’m starting to mellow. I just ate about a pound of leftover Christmas ham to keep me from puking up the rum, and now I’m back to sipping on beer. I’ll pass out soon.

  121. Sk8 Says:

    D??????

  122. TD Says:

    All these touchdowns…. it’s getting boring!

  123. astro Says:

    RIght up the middle comes the game winner.

    Or does it?

  124. TD Says:

    Now, if U-Dub scores it will be a scoring record!

  125. TD Says:

    The game is WON!

  126. astro Says:

    Fat guy trying to make a p[lay dooms UW. What a game.

  127. Sk8 Says:

    FML

  128. astro Says:

    Sorry for your lots, Sk8. That was a hell of a game, though. UW can be proud.

  129. TD Says:

    Deep breath….
    We witnessed a GREAT game boys!
    Gnite.

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