Archive for August, 2013

Saturday Football Update

August 31, 2013

Alright, our first full Saturday! Lots of pre season games here but hey, it is football.

11am – Southern Illinois at the Beloved – Fuck. Might be the only game we win this year. It is nice to hear Tim Beckman, our coach bash Zook and the low quality players that he left Beckman with. Gotta love being dysfunctional. If your program is going to suck, make it suck all the way, I say.

Noon -Rice at A and M – damned goofy deal where Johnny Foosball has to sit out a half, but whatever

2.30 – Northern Illinois at Iowa (Go Huskies!)

6pm – my VANDALS at North Texas. This one might not even be available on my dish but we shall see.

9pm – BOISE at the Huskieys.

Friday Night Football

August 30, 2013

Jesus with the Dish I have so much fucking football on now I hardly know what to do with myself. I already told the wife and kids that I will see them in February. Anyways, here is what we have tonight:

Western Michigan at Sparty
Florida Atlantic at Miami
TTech at SMU
North Dakota State at Kansas State (on the new Fox Sports 1, boy they are getting all the good games early)
Northern Arizona at the Kitty Katz

Not a lot of quality here, but hopefully Sparty will shit the bed. I will probably watch a division 1-aa game or something after I take the wife out for a drink or two.

Thursday Night Football

August 29, 2013

It starts tonight!

The big game has Tulane opening up with Jackson State.
Norf Carolina vs. Souf Carolina
Indiana State at Indiana
UNLoVed at Minnesota
Tulsa at Bowling Green (I will probably watch this one on the U)
Ole Miss at Vandy
USuC at Hawaii – Big Kahuna Burger!
Utah State at Utah
Rutgers at Fresno

90 / 75

August 26, 2013

Time for the NFL to cut down to 75 so I think this is a good time for a new thread.

Pre Season Thread

August 15, 2013

The glorious return of Nathan Enderle to Soldier Field tonight, as the Bears take on the Chargers in pre season action.

FORTE-JUKE

PHs26

Pickem Is Set Up

August 12, 2013

From the feedback received I went with straight up picks, no confidence points, no spread, yahoo chooses the games.  You can go here to register.  The group number is 5603 and the password is suckit.  I say the stakes should be a 12 pack or nice bottle, your choice to the winner.

Pre Season Thread

August 10, 2013

A new pre season thread to discuss any and all of the (terrible) action this weekend.  All I have to say is that you better watch out for my Cleveland motherfucking Browns (I think this one is a click to play):

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And there was this, of course, from rr’s favorite player:

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Feel free to add any other outstanding plays you have seen.

Pick ‘Em or Not

August 6, 2013

Well, it is that time of year where we need to begin to decide if we are doing a dealio for the season, a pool.  Last year we did a Pick ‘Em, using Yahoo’s suggested 20 games of the week, no confidence points, no line.

Any thoughts as to this year’s pool?  Should we add the line to make it more difficult? Confidence points?   Should we just scrub it?  Just floating out ideas.  It takes me literally two minutes to set up and works itself automatically through the season so that part isn’t really a big deal.

Pre Season Begins!

August 4, 2013

Hall of Fame game tonight, with the fish vs. the ‘boys.

E:  With Romo out, Neckbeard gets the start!

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E2:  So excited to finally be watching football again.  In celebration, a couple more gifs of the finest plays of last season:

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From the tragically under-appreciated lingerie football league:

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Cutty might be prone to injuring himself when making a tackle after an int, but at least he doesn’t puss out like Brady (click to play):

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Even though it is just a gif, I can still hear the girlie screaming when he throws up the jazz hands there.

The story of Romo’s life as a Cowboy (click to play):

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