Pre Season Begins!


Hall of Fame game tonight, with the fish vs. the ‘boys.

E:  With Romo out, Neckbeard gets the start!


E2:  So excited to finally be watching football again.  In celebration, a couple more gifs of the finest plays of last season:


From the tragically under-appreciated lingerie football league:


Cutty might be prone to injuring himself when making a tackle after an int, but at least he doesn’t puss out like Brady (click to play):


Even though it is just a gif, I can still hear the girlie screaming when he throws up the jazz hands there.

The story of Romo’s life as a Cowboy (click to play):



33 Responses to “Pre Season Begins!”

  1. dfm Says:

    Jesus Johnny fucking Football blowing up again. What a terrible off season for him. Of his own doing.

  2. dfm Says:

    Check that, five figure fee. Yea, sorry td, see ya in the Kraft Fight Hunger Bowl.

  3. astro Says:

    I guess no Romo tonight. Still recovering from surgery for that ovarian cyst.

  4. dfm Says:

    Hey is neckbeard the backup?

  5. dfm Says:

    Damn I am jonesing for some Eric Weems shit talking. Can’t wait for the season.

    • dfm Says:

      Good god his twitter feed needs the rosetta stone to translate it.

      • astro Says:

        Apparently the last play of practice last night was Weems getting absolutely destroyed by Conte. He was down for a while and carried to the locker room by the trainers. I wonder if Conte finally got tired of his shit?

      • astro Says:

        The tweet:

        Bob LeGere ‏@BobLeGere 1m
        At end of #Bears practice, safety Chris Conte lights up Eric Weems, who gets taken to the training room.

        And from a fan who was there for family day:

        My god weems was rocked by Conte. Weens had just caught a pass and was turning around… Brutal!

  6. astro Says:

    Added a few more gifs. Sadly, looks like the buttfumble won’t play (MUCH LIKE SANCHEZ LOL). Lemme see if I can find another one.

  7. astro Says:

    And football is back! Here comes Orton!

  8. astro Says:

    Miami has no interest in defending that off-tackle run to the left. Why pass?

  9. astro Says:

    I am devastated by Orton’s lack of neck hair

  10. astro Says:

    Miami fumbles on the very first snap. Season over – welcome to South Beach, Clowney

  11. astro Says:

    And Orton is done. I hate preseason games.

  12. Sk8 Says:

    Finally, a new fucking thread!

    So yeah, fuck Johnny foozballs. What a douche. Also, f A-fraud in baseball tonight too.

  13. Sk8 Says:

    Love the .gif’s too

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