Saturday Football Update

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Alright, our first full Saturday! Lots of pre season games here but hey, it is football.

11am – Southern Illinois at the Beloved – Fuck. Might be the only game we win this year. It is nice to hear Tim Beckman, our coach bash Zook and the low quality players that he left Beckman with. Gotta love being dysfunctional. If your program is going to suck, make it suck all the way, I say.

Noon -Rice at A and M – damned goofy deal where Johnny Foosball has to sit out a half, but whatever

2.30 – Northern Illinois at Iowa (Go Huskies!)

6pm – my VANDALS at North Texas. This one might not even be available on my dish but we shall see.

9pm – BOISE at the Huskieys.

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80 Responses to “Saturday Football Update”

  1. dfm Says:

    I’ll start it off with a COUNTRY song and some boobies:

  2. johnnyj Says:

    GAMEDAY!

    I know you Gents will be watching the DAWGS tonight! “Retake Montlake” is the theme today as NEW HUSKY STADIUM finally opens, I’m pretty pumped…
    Boise State can suck it, this is a grudge match!

    We are taking off soon and tailgaiting via the ‘big boat’ today, have a pretty good crew on hand (and my twin sister)!

    Look for us out on the lake on ESPN! have fun gents…

    —WOOF!

  3. dfm Says:

    Illini down 7-3 early fml…

  4. TD Says:

    Howdy!
    Naturally, I’m watching the Ag’s play footsies with Rice. The ol’ Owl’s are looking pretty impressive! …we’ll see

  5. TD Says:

    I’m going to be in and out this season… I’m now a college Dean, and some asshole schedules crap to do on Saturday’s.

  6. dfm Says:

    Boom illini come alive! Howdy td, good to see you back in the fray.

  7. dfm Says:

    And shithouse with the pick. Might as well try to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory right out of the gate.

  8. dfm Says:

    Right back with a td. 32-14 good guys! My god we might actually have a half assed offense this year is shithouse throws it to the right team.

  9. TD Says:

    Ah… J-F (Johnny Football for the outsiders) back in the game… Rice getting blown away.

    • TD Says:

      … and now out of the game for mouthing off.

      • Sk8 Says:

        I have fully fallen off this guys wagon TD and now rooting for his demise. He had possibly the worst off season ever and hits the ground running with his jerky attitude. I must say like to root against people as much as I like to root for, so this guy is an easy target.

        • TD Says:

          …a guy with great talent, but fame came well before his maturity development. His coach has a challenge not only to polish J-F’s skills, but to keep his “I-am-the-greatest” attitude in check.
          I hope they both do well!

        • TD Says:

          PS. You know the press is going to be all over the guy, no matter what he does.

  10. dfm Says:

    Oy Illinois tried their best to lose that one but siu wouldn’t let them. Cincy next week, who ass pounded Purdue today. Might get ugly.

  11. dfm Says:

    This niu Iowa game is pretty good. Niu’s qb is insanely good.

  12. Sk8 Says:

    VA Tek vs Bama game starts at 00:30 Baghdad time. gonna stay up to see them get routed, hopefully. I must say though, it is good they don’t have the usually cupcake first game, showed a little balls to schedule Bama. And who knows, early in the season anybody can be surprised.

  13. dfm Says:

    Booooom td huskies!!!

  14. astro Says:

    Lol, DFM, what has JWeed got for you?

  15. astro Says:

    This Bama game is going to be brutal.

  16. dfm Says:

    Nice start va tech lol.

  17. dfm Says:

    Hokies lololol

  18. astro Says:

    And just like that 7-0 Bama.

  19. Sk8 Says:

    Lolz, Bama skores first play.

  20. astro Says:

    I am not a fan of this COUNTRY music ESPN is using during breaks.

  21. dfm Says:

    Back to the niu game.

  22. Sk8 Says:

    Did VT wash their unis from last season, they look shitty dirty.

  23. astro Says:

    That VT RT just got blowed up there

  24. astro Says:

    DFM – another one bites the dust – JT Thomas. Had a good preseason, just too many LBs.

  25. dfm Says:

    Fuck that homer call for iowa.

  26. TD Says:

    Update on Snakeye:
    He’s an exchange officer with the RAF at Coningsby… almost checked out in the Typhoon.
    (http://www.snakeye.us/)

  27. Sk8 Says:

    I think the announcer just used “blowed up.” Maybe it was wishing.

  28. dfm Says:

    Balls huskies go for it on 4th and 2 from their 48 and make it.

  29. astro Says:

    Bama really missing all that beef block on the Oline that got drafted. Shaky start.

  30. dfm Says:

    Niu goes for it again and fail. Damn.

  31. dfm Says:

    Bah iowa pushing the huskie d line around a bit now.

  32. dfm Says:

    But they hold, punt iowa.

  33. astro Says:

    Lollin at the confused Bama fans in the crowd.

  34. dfm Says:

    Awesome fake punt niu!!!!

  35. dfm Says:

    Fg 24-20 iowa.

  36. astro Says:

    Saints waive Ryan Griffin, I guess he couldn’t beat a McClown. Off to the practice squad I’m sure.

  37. dfm Says:

    Stop rushing niu. Dammit.

  38. dfm Says:

    Alright double date night i am out.

  39. dfm Says:

    Northwestern with some seriously fugly uniforms playing the showers at bezerkley.

  40. dfm Says:

    Wow huskies up 10-6 in the third.

  41. astro Says:

    UW kicking the shit out of Boise. Sankey for Heisman runner up!

  42. astro Says:

    And now 38-6. Boise has really fallen far.

  43. dfm Says:

    The huskies are going to kick the illinis arse ar soldier field and i will be there to see it

  44. dfm Says:

    Mississippi Valley State vs. Florida a and m in the swac/meac challenge. WOW it looks hot down there in Florida.

  45. dfm Says:

    Ohio vs. Louisville later.

  46. dfm Says:

    Goddamn my vandals got asswhipped.

  47. dfm Says:

    Alright lets go bobcats!

  48. dfm Says:

    Dr. LOU! You senile lunatic.

  49. dfm Says:

    Colorado up on the rams17-3 late in the second. Pretty good game.

  50. dfm Says:

    Nice drive rams right before the half.

  51. dfm Says:

    Chris Horner in the vuelta sk8!

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