Saturday Football Update


Alright, another full slate with some BIG games today. I will be around later, hopefully.

The Beloved are at Nebraska. 3-1 through the pre season, I will take that. Now, next goal – win our first conference game since Oct. 8, 2011.
Huskieys at the Trees – Wershington is up to 15 in the polls now, but will face their first real test of the season today.
Norf Texas at Tulane – the march to the title game rolls on!
Fresno at the VANDALS – After that stunning home victory against Temple last week (and avoiding going defeated), the Vandals are set to get their asses whooped by the younger Carr today.

Johnny Foosballs are off today.


213 Responses to “Saturday Football Update”

  1. dfm Says:

  2. astro Says:

    Green Wave / Mean Green game is on FCS, btw. Kickoff upcoming.

  3. dfm Says:

    Fuck Illinois we have not won a confrrence game in two years.

  4. dfm Says:

    Dammit doesnt look like I can get the wave game.

  5. astro Says:

    Fox has much better production values for this game than ESPN did the other week. Much better announcers as well.

    Plus, it was cool that they dedicated 10 minutes straight at halftime for Devon Walker, interviewed him, and promoted the charity supporting him. Nice work.

    • astro Says:

      Haha the color commentator is Ben Leber, ex-Viking LB. Didn’t realize he was already out of the NFL. He does a good job, though. I guess calling C-USA games is the first rung on the ladder.

  6. astro Says:

    Mean Green defense is legit. Really shutting us down. No wonder they gave Georgia so much trouble.

    Luckily, our D is playing better. Need a pick-six on this drive to break it open.

  7. dfm Says:

    Dammit no tulane game for me. I do have portland state vs. Montana on 74 different channels though.

  8. dfm Says:

    Looking forward to tOSU vs Norfwestern and sparky at nd tonight.

  9. dfm Says:

    Damn Kansas got waxed again. Ol bucket o wings needs to hit the local bw3 harder.

  10. astro Says:

    There’s the required TV shot of Joe Cool and his foul-mouthed wife.

  11. dfm Says:

    God dammit I was watching Minnesota but they are getting blown out by blue now. Their coach had his FIFTH seizure and isnt on the sidelines yet again.

  12. astro Says:

    I guess this game wasn’t a big seller for advertisers. Every commercial is either a PSA or spanish language ad.

  13. astro Says:

    D is just worn down. This game is quickly going south.

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  16. dfm Says:

    Fuck it I am watching Portland St. vs Montana for a bit.

  17. astro Says:


  18. dfm Says:

    I am gonna watch Oregon tear Colorado a new asshole for a bit at 5 to see what all the hubub is about. Time to pour three fingers me thinks.

  19. dfm Says:

    Damn Carr is killing my VANDALS.

  20. astro Says:

    Damn our D is gassed. Penalties coming by the bunch now, and guys are going down.

  21. dfm Says:

    Portland State has some cool ass helmets.

  22. astro Says:


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  24. astro Says:

    Our D has been on the field all half with the defensive TDs. This next drive is going to be rough.

  25. dfm Says:

    Alright lets see what the deal is with sk8’s ducks here.

  26. astro Says:

    Damn, our D has been on the field for 14 minutes of the 3rd quarter. Just dying out there.

  27. dfm Says:

    Colorado tries onside kick to start…fail haha. Good try though. Why the fuck not.

  28. dfm Says:

    Three and out ducks!

  29. dfm Says:

    BOMB buffs!!! 56 yards!

  30. astro Says:

    Damn, D finally gave one up. Offense has to mount a drive and eat some clock now.

  31. dfm Says:

    Lol colrado qb is hilarious.

  32. dfm Says:

    Fg 3-0 buffs.

  33. astro Says:

    3 and out. This is gonna be ugly.

  34. dfm Says:

    Dammit should have been a pick buffs.

  35. dfm Says:

    Goddam Oregon runs plays so fast they can’t even get a replay in between. Td ducks, 7-3.

  36. astro Says:

    I think our D leads the country in INTs. Need another one here.

  37. dfm Says:

    Yes! Southern Miss goes ahead of fiu.

  38. astro Says:

    Man Fox blows ESPN out of the water on these replays. It’s like watching an NFL game.

  39. dfm Says:

    !!!!!!!!!!!!! Buffs with the halfback pass for a 75 yd td!! They are trying everything I will give them that.

  40. astro Says:

    Coach CJ gonna have a heart attack on the sideline. Should have been grounding. Still, D holds!

  41. astro Says:

    Oh god Montana just got killed

  42. dfm Says:

    Oregon stuffed on fourth down!

  43. astro Says:

    D holds! 4th and 1!

  44. dfm Says:

    Terrible pass pick ducks. Dammit.

  45. astro Says:

    RUSH! Finally a 1st down!

  46. dfm Says:

    Fuck td oregon.

  47. astro Says:

    And we punt. Didn’t run off enough time.

    Montana is getting killed back there.

  48. dfm Says:

    Holy shit fsu 63 maryland zero.

  49. astro Says:

    Fuck. We give up a 62 yd TD bomb. Fuck.

  50. dfm Says:

    Holy cow Fresno 47 VANDALS zero at halftime.

  51. dfm Says:

    Mother fuck Oregon 75 yd td. 22-10 this is probably going to get ugly.

  52. dfm Says:

    Wazzu beating up on the showers haha.

  53. astro Says:

    Montana with the big run! We’ve got a chance…

  54. dfm Says:

    And a pick for the ducks. This game is ovah. Moving on.

  55. astro Says:

    Mean Green uses their last timeout. This is the drive that decides the game.

  56. astro Says:

    Darkwa huge run!

    and a flag…

  57. dfm Says:

    Gonna work some Hogs vs. Gators I think.

  58. astro Says:

    Here we go! DFM – drink every ounce of booze you have, we need it now!

  59. astro Says:


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  61. astro Says:

    Damn, Cairo is crying like a baby out there. Still feeling the loss of his dad, I think.

  62. dfm Says:

    Dude if Tulane goes to a bowl WE are going.

  63. dfm Says:

    Hogs and Gators. Fuck u Bret Bielema.

  64. dfm Says:

    Hogs got some snappy helmets, I will give them that.

  65. dfm Says:

    Holy shit TN is beating Georgia!

  66. dfm Says:

    Oh horrible pemalty.

  67. dfm Says:


  68. dfm Says:

    Oh man coming down to it.

  69. dfm Says:

    Td! Overtime coming!

  70. dfm Says:

    TN deserves this for those terrible uniforms.

  71. dfm Says:

    Fuck fiu up by one now!

  72. astro Says:

    Where’s the Georgia/TN game? Can’t find it.

  73. astro Says:

    Holy shit wtf is up with those TN uniforms? I agree, they deserve to lose because of that alone.

  74. dfm Says:

    Not surewho I am rooting for can u help me out with that?

  75. dfm Says:


  76. dfm Says:

    Fuck u tn and your dumbass uniforms.

  77. dfm Says:

    If this is not a fumble the fix is in.

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  79. dfm Says:

    Hahaha fuck u vols and your dumb uniforms.

  80. dfm Says:

    Back to hogs gators.

  81. astro Says:

    When does the NW game start? I want to watch them kick the shit out of OSU.

  82. dfm Says:

    Sweet sparky nd is starting too.

  83. dfm Says:

    Fiu snatches defeat from the jaws of victory!!!

  84. dfm Says:

    Holy fuck Indiana killed jopa today.

  85. astro Says:

    Zach Mettenberger has an insanely strong arm. I don’t think even Cutty can compare to that. He’s going to be a first round pick for sure.

  86. dfm Says:

    Fuck nd and those dumb ass uniforms and helmets. WORST SKANK EVER.

  87. astro Says:

    How drunk are you, Dan? FIU and Ron won. You are celebrating why?

  88. dfm Says:

    Damn sparky has some fugly helmets. But nd’s unis and helmets are far worse.

  89. astro Says:

    Time for Urbs to have another breakdown, as he leaves the program in shambles. It starts tonight!

  90. dfm Says:

    Tiny hat only up 21-16 early in 2nd.

  91. dfm Says:

    Alright i am flipping between sparky and urbs.

  92. astro Says:

    Wow – Tulane had an auction to raise money for Devon Walker, and Joe Montana donated a bunch of stuff – including the his helmet from “The Catch” from his 49ers days. Bet that brought in some serious cash.

  93. dfm Says:

    Normally I would have to root against ASU for those helmets but they are playing nd after all. And damn nd has awful unis and helmets tonight.

  94. dfm Says:

    This is a pretty raucous crowd for NW standards.

  95. dfm Says:

    Damn NW has some ugly helmets today too. What is it ugly helmet day in kfb?

  96. astro Says:


  97. dfm Says:

    Nw football!!!

  98. dfm Says:

    Fuck yea!!!

  99. astro Says:

    TD! The rout is on!

  100. dfm Says:

    Damn looks glorious in Chicago. I probably should have gone to that game.

  101. dfm Says:


  102. astro Says:

    SACK! 4th down.

  103. dfm Says:

    No way! Replay for touchback!

  104. dfm Says:

    Oh man.

  105. dfm Says:

    That punter flying around will make a good gif.

  106. astro Says:

    TD NW!!!


  107. dfm Says:

    Dammit td nd. Time to procure more booze and reverse this.

  108. dfm Says:

    No way.

  109. dfm Says:

    Holy shat fresno 61 da hoes 14.

  110. dfm Says:

    Iowa lost. Kirk Ferentz will be looking for a job soon.

  111. astro Says:

    Braxton Miller has less control than Tebow. What a joke.

  112. dfm Says:

    Bleh fg time.

  113. dfm Says:

    Nd up on sparky by one at half.

  114. astro Says:

    Oh my.

  115. dfm Says:

    Go cats!

  116. astro Says:

    Midget RB is tearing them up.

  117. dfm Says:

    Nw is pushing the tOSU d line around.

  118. dfm Says:

    Dammit just kick.

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  121. astro Says:


    I extrapolate a 40-26 victory for NW, and I’m out.

  122. dfm Says:

    NIU wins again. On their way to their second straight bcs bowl. Jordan Lynch is awesome.

  123. dfm Says:

    Come on sparky one time.

  124. Sk8 Says:

    Bullshit ending in the UW vs Stanford game.

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