Saturday Football Update


I am Mr. Mom this weekend, so likely won’t have a ton of time to chime in. Here we go with today’s action:

The beloved host bucky tonight. I will probably watch some of this. 10.5 dogs at home. Times are tough. We haven’t won a conference game in over two years and we likely won’t break that streak tonight.

A resurgent Auburn team at Johnny Foosballs.

Wershington at the Kitty Katz.

UNLV at (no. 17!) Fresno.

The Wave get a well deserved weekend off.

USC at ND – the optimal outcome to this game is a meteor, but absent that, I will take Trojanus Maximus.


135 Responses to “Saturday Football Update”

  1. johnnyj Says:

    …Gameday Bitches!

    Dannyboy, you need to lay off the peote, DAWGS already played and beat the “Kitty Katz.” ——-SunDevil time…

    …I swear to god you’re a Corso intern. The good news is that you’ll get hired before Lane Kiffin!

    …Bendy Straw…

  2. Dan from Madison Says:

    Damn all that epo is catching up with me.

  3. dfm Says:

    Johnny foosball shits the bed! Time to watch bama destroy the hogs until the beloved victory.

  4. astro Says:

    LSU down 0-10 early. SEC chewing itself up today.

  5. astro Says:

    If you have 9 minutes to waste, here’s an interview with Tulane coach CJ:

    Yahoo audio link

    Pretty good talk about recruiting in New Orleans, the new stadium, and 4-time Heisman winner Orleans Darkwa.

  6. dfm Says:

    I will watch that interview tomorrow when i sober up. Damn Illini are so bad down 7-0 already. I am 1000% on the Tulane bandwagon. Bama is fucking awesome.

  7. dfm Says:

    If your coach puts a fence around NO you will kick ass for years to come, unless the coach goes all Jerry Kill.

  8. dfm Says:

    Wow we limit Wisco to awesome field position at their own 40 after going three and out.

  9. dfm Says:

    Fuck Illinois. Time to see what else is on.

  10. dfm Says:

    Time to flip between clemson fsu and nd usc.

  11. dfm Says:

    Wow what a catch noles!

  12. dfm Says:

    Jesus Musberger with the call on this FSU game. Radio time.

  13. astro Says:

    Haha DFM on this page:

    I am Mr. Mom this weekend, so likely won’t have a ton of time to chime in.

    I will watch that interview tomorrow when i sober up.

    Nice job, Mr. Mom. Are the kids drunk too?

  14. dfm Says:

    Goddam FSU is f a s t.

  15. dfm Says:

    That fsu qb is cool as a cucumber.

  16. astro Says:

    Famous Jameis is not good at screens…

  17. dfm Says:

    fsu’s o line is dominating.

  18. astro Says:

    Wershington taking a beating…

  19. dfm Says:

    Wisco 21 illini zip. Hope we at least hurt some of their key players. That is all i have to root for.

  20. dfm Says:

    Damn fsu qb is fantastic.

  21. astro Says:

    Holy shit that throw to the TE. Cutler like, he gave no fucks there.

  22. dfm Says:

    Illini driving! Yea i am still peeking.

  23. dfm Says:

    Shithouse with the sack. 21-3.

  24. dfm Says:

    Gawd bama housing the hogs. They don’t fuck around.

  25. astro Says:

    FSU is rolling all over that bitch Boyd

  26. dfm Says:

    Holy Shit! Jordan Lynch from my 2nd favorite Northern Illinois just set the ncaa record for qb rushing yards in a game!

  27. dfm Says:

    You know, I really hate Davo Sweeny. Seems like a real jerkoff.

  28. astro Says:

    Haha Bama up 35-0. Destruction, they should have a mercy rule in CFB.

  29. dfm Says:

    Illini 21-10 now. You never know.

  30. dfm Says:

    Smoke at Clemson lol.

  31. astro Says:

    Faken/taken, who cares. Make your kids do shots, Mr. Mom!

  32. dfm Says:

    God damn I am just so impressed by the Noles speed. It is like a different game compared to what the Illini play.

  33. astro Says:

    Ouch. Infamous Jameis.

  34. astro Says:

    LSU finally on the board. Time for them to take it over.

  35. dfm Says:

    28 – 17 wisco. Still a chance.

  36. astro Says:

    Damn, Mettenberger has NFL written all over him. Best pure passer in CFB.

  37. dfm Says:

    M over Indiana 63 – 47? Huh.

  38. astro Says:

    TD LSU. Still down 14-17, but the tide has turned in this one I think.

  39. dfm Says:

    Taj Boyd is exposed now that he is playing a team that is worth a shit.

  40. astro Says:

    Jameis Miller Lite!

  41. dfm Says:

    Green holy shit. Fsu is the fastest team i have seen this year.

  42. astro Says:

    Rebs with a TD. Tinyhat better break out that crazy magic in the 4th.

  43. dfm Says:

    Tinyhat down by 10.

  44. astro Says:


  45. dfm Says:

    35 – 17. Fuck Illinois. Time to watch some real football.

  46. dfm Says:

    LSU recovers the muff!

  47. dfm Says:

    Taj Boyd lol.

  48. astro Says:

    Famous Jameis putting the boots to Clemson.

  49. dfm Says:

    I am so happy dumb Louisville lost last night too.

  50. dfm Says:

    SO lucky on that third down ole miss.

  51. astro Says:

    27-7 at the half. FSU has this game.

  52. dfm Says:


  53. dfm Says:

    Block fg time…

  54. dfm Says:


  55. astro Says:

    Looks like Bama will get the shutout. 45-0.

  56. astro Says:

    Beckham comes through! LSU still alive!

  57. astro Says:


  58. dfm Says:


  59. dfm Says:

    Gawd wisco 42 illini 17 at end of third.

  60. astro Says:

    What the hell has happened to the LSU D? Ole Miss shouldn’t be able to march like they have this game. Does not compute.

  61. dfm Says:

    Fuck this drive.

  62. dfm Says:

    Clemson over rated clap clap clap clap clap.

  63. astro Says:

    I believe there will be magic at the end of this game…

  64. dfm Says:

    Blocked fg. Nostradamus.

  65. dfm Says:

    That should cost them 15 yds.

  66. dfm Says:

    How is that not excessive celebration?

  67. astro Says:

    SEC massacre weekend continues. Only Bama stands.

    Love hearing ‘Dixie’ at the end, tho. Can’t wait to hear all the PC police bitching about that one.

  68. dfm Says:


  69. dfm Says:

    Lets see what we have left tonight…

  70. dfm Says:

    Nd usc coming to an end here. Last chance for trojanus maximus.

  71. dfm Says:

    BIG gain!

  72. dfm Says:

    Trojans bundled up lol.

  73. dfm Says:

    And fail. Fuck u usc.

  74. dfm Says:

    Damn cougs not hanging with the ducks.

  75. dfm Says:

    More booze. Like i said father of the year. I am sure the kids are traumatized by booze breath dad putting them to bed.

  76. Sk8 Says:

    this is waaaaaaaaay Astro Music:

    • astro Says:

      Woah – you just hit the wayback machine. 2004 at Coachella.

      Our first night there, before we even set up our tents. The dudes next to us were all about Le Tigre – we were taking turns playing songs out of the back of their SUV and your Rover. I think we countered with Moldy Peaches. Good times, we were all friends that night.

      Kathleen Hanna got me through some rough nights on the boat and I will always love her for Bikini Kill and Julie Ruin.

      Le Tigre never really did it for me in the same way, though. In its way Deceptacon is a cool song. Does it hold up 10 years later?

      I am proud, though, that Sk8 hears a Kathleen Hanna song and thinks of me, even all these years later. Somebody remembers the original Riot Girrrls!

  77. astro Says:

    Feeling nostalgic now. For Sk8:

  78. astro Says:

    You make me want to crochet:

  79. astro Says:

    Opening a set:

  80. astro Says:

    Last of my splurge. Bikini Kill:

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